1 00:01:34,369 --> 00:01:34,827 No, no. 2 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,245 First, you should find out 3 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:38,789 what is the essential nature of the universe. 4 00:01:39,022 --> 00:01:42,609 Is the universe an inherently irrational place 5 00:01:42,881 --> 00:01:44,472 random and chaotic? 6 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,312 Chipmunk, your spoon. 7 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:54,446 Oh. 8 00:01:54,947 --> 00:01:56,419 Your spoon... it's on the floor. 9 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:57,325 Oh! 10 00:01:57,695 --> 00:01:58,758 Are you ready to order? 11 00:01:58,860 --> 00:01:59,655 Uh, yes, I think. 12 00:01:59,716 --> 00:02:01,255 The usual, please. 13 00:02:02,692 --> 00:02:05,606 No. I'll have a cup of coffee and a corn muffin, please. 14 00:02:06,114 --> 00:02:06,820 Ow! 15 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,177 Darling, that is your usual. 16 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,395 Oh. 17 00:02:10,064 --> 00:02:11,629 Well, I'll have that then. 18 00:02:11,822 --> 00:02:12,287 Okay. 19 00:02:12,348 --> 00:02:12,927 Thank you. 20 00:02:13,350 --> 00:02:14,700 -Aha! -What? 21 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:18,769 It loses 11,000 molecules per square centimetre 22 00:02:19,095 --> 00:02:20,095 per second. 23 00:02:20,498 --> 00:02:21,118 What does? 24 00:02:21,345 --> 00:02:22,345 The comet. 25 00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:25,459 Now... 26 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:27,606 which one of these do you like best? 27 00:02:28,476 --> 00:02:29,809 Is this a personality test? 28 00:02:29,970 --> 00:02:31,300 Mm, it's a sort of surprise. 29 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,237 They're all the same. 30 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:36,122 What? No, no. Look. That's aquamarine. 31 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:37,902 That's blue-green, and that's algae. 32 00:02:39,950 --> 00:02:41,815 Well, you know at the atomic level 33 00:02:41,876 --> 00:02:43,156 there's no such thing as colour. 34 00:02:43,640 --> 00:02:47,331 Though they did do that study in Belgium that time... 35 00:02:47,498 --> 00:02:48,477 or was it Denmark? 36 00:02:48,538 --> 00:02:49,067 Babbling. 37 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,127 Anyway, babbling. 38 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:51,904 Anyway, the point was that... 39 00:02:52,281 --> 00:02:53,281 What was the point? 40 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:55,616 Oh, that since protons are so much smaller 41 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,676 than light waves... 42 00:02:57,797 --> 00:02:58,445 Algae. 43 00:02:58,615 --> 00:02:59,242 Thank you. 44 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:02,506 Since protons are so much smaller than light waves 45 00:03:02,567 --> 00:03:05,195 how could they ever see it to begin with? 46 00:03:07,268 --> 00:03:08,775 Oh, those Danes. 47 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:16,519 Or is there a fundamental order underlying all things? 48 00:03:21,709 --> 00:03:22,709 Hey, Captain Marvel? 49 00:03:23,378 --> 00:03:24,378 Shazam? 50 00:03:25,407 --> 00:03:26,697 Oh, thanks. 51 00:03:26,947 --> 00:03:29,265 I was just reading about Boyd's comet. 52 00:03:29,686 --> 00:03:30,686 Boyd's what? 53 00:03:31,158 --> 00:03:32,822 Comet? Like in the sky? 54 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:33,529 They say it's going to be here soon. 55 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,405 We're going to be able to see it. 56 00:03:36,611 --> 00:03:37,868 You know why a comet's tail 57 00:03:37,929 --> 00:03:39,488 always points away from the sun? 58 00:03:39,608 --> 00:03:40,143 No. 59 00:03:40,370 --> 00:03:41,115 Want to know? 60 00:03:41,176 --> 00:03:42,176 -No. -No. 61 00:03:42,439 --> 00:03:44,224 'Cause it's actually not a tail at all. 62 00:03:44,285 --> 00:03:47,755 It's, it's bits of gas that the sun lights up. 63 00:03:48,175 --> 00:03:50,428 We earthlings will try to keep that in mind. 64 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:53,663 Kind of like a 500-mile long Jersey torch. 65 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:56,087 Wow. 66 00:03:57,609 --> 00:03:59,229 It must be true. 67 00:03:59,474 --> 00:04:00,480 The fact remains 68 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,525 that certain events are strictly accidental. 69 00:04:03,772 --> 00:04:04,773 What fact? 70 00:04:07,545 --> 00:04:08,196 Oh! 71 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,414 Oh, my, look at the time. 72 00:04:12,683 --> 00:04:13,683 No problem. 73 00:04:15,541 --> 00:04:16,134 Oh! 74 00:04:16,699 --> 00:04:18,081 It's because it's spring. 75 00:04:18,311 --> 00:04:19,478 Everything goes through upheaval 76 00:04:19,539 --> 00:04:20,990 in the spring, wouldn't you say? 77 00:04:22,068 --> 00:04:23,653 Come on, you little bitch. 78 00:04:25,314 --> 00:04:26,422 Sounds like business. 79 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:27,703 M.G.T.F. Roadster. 80 00:04:27,817 --> 00:04:28,589 Austin-Healey. 81 00:04:28,859 --> 00:04:29,591 Cadillac coupe. 82 00:04:30,523 --> 00:04:31,051 Buck. 83 00:04:31,112 --> 00:04:31,969 You're on. 84 00:04:32,704 --> 00:04:33,638 Blown intake valve. 85 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:34,774 Cracked distributor cap. 86 00:04:34,835 --> 00:04:35,555 Busted muffler. 87 00:04:37,783 --> 00:04:39,935 Are we all victims 88 00:04:39,996 --> 00:04:42,314 of some comic cosmic accident, 89 00:04:42,547 --> 00:04:44,891 or is there a grand design? 90 00:04:45,554 --> 00:04:47,083 Oh, what luck. 91 00:04:51,711 --> 00:04:52,519 T.C. Roadster. 92 00:04:52,674 --> 00:04:53,437 That's a T.F. 93 00:04:55,482 --> 00:04:56,773 A couple of college swells. 94 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:57,810 You handle them, Ed. 95 00:05:00,626 --> 00:05:03,007 Hi, what seems to be the problem? 96 00:05:03,081 --> 00:05:05,041 Um, uh... 97 00:05:08,026 --> 00:05:08,882 Do you have anyone here 98 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,922 who knows how to deal with British automobiles? 99 00:05:10,983 --> 00:05:12,222 I really don't want anyone 100 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:14,432 just poking around in there with a sharp stick. 101 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:18,809 Would it be all right if I looked under the bonnet? 102 00:05:19,693 --> 00:05:21,208 Well, at least he called it a bonnet. 103 00:05:22,652 --> 00:05:23,798 Ah... 104 00:05:24,082 --> 00:05:26,741 so, that's the engine, huh? 105 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:29,338 Um, look, I think, perhaps we ought 106 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:30,483 to go somewhere else, do you? 107 00:05:34,861 --> 00:05:35,955 Intake valve, I'm tellin' ya. 108 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:36,845 Busted muffler. 109 00:05:36,906 --> 00:05:38,142 -Intake valve. -Busted muffler. 110 00:05:38,203 --> 00:05:39,453 That's your problem right there. 111 00:05:39,694 --> 00:05:40,220 What? 112 00:05:40,515 --> 00:05:41,456 You got no spark. 113 00:05:41,556 --> 00:05:42,161 What? 114 00:05:42,517 --> 00:05:43,515 You have no spark. 115 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:45,334 Yes, I heard him, Catherine. So, I mean... 116 00:05:45,395 --> 00:05:47,495 What do you think it means? Is it the generator? 117 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,497 The coil? What? 118 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:50,223 Well, it's hard to say. 119 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:52,812 You see, you have a Lucas type four generator 120 00:05:52,873 --> 00:05:55,518 on a 12-volt system, and you know the British. 121 00:05:55,579 --> 00:05:58,814 They'd rather spend time gluing wood on a dashboard 122 00:05:58,875 --> 00:06:00,712 than getting the electrical system right. 123 00:06:01,659 --> 00:06:05,317 Fascinating, but what is wrong with the car? 124 00:06:06,917 --> 00:06:09,776 Well, my guess is your stroke is too short 125 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,156 and you're getting premature ignition. 126 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:14,333 Does it ever feel that way? 127 00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:15,901 Like what? 128 00:06:15,962 --> 00:06:17,326 Like the stroke is too short 129 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:19,234 and you're getting premature ignition? 130 00:06:22,854 --> 00:06:24,312 Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean. 131 00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:28,260 Could you just fix it at least temporarily, do you think? 132 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:30,047 I mean, we're really running behind schedule here. 133 00:06:31,655 --> 00:06:32,930 I'll check with my boss. 134 00:06:33,182 --> 00:06:33,996 Don't go away. 135 00:06:38,828 --> 00:06:39,891 He seems nice enough. 136 00:06:40,247 --> 00:06:41,859 He, he's a troglodyte. 137 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:44,759 Intake valve, right? 138 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:45,683 Busted muffler? 139 00:06:45,829 --> 00:06:46,977 I'm going to marry her. 140 00:06:47,459 --> 00:06:48,518 -Who? The dame? -Yeah. 141 00:06:48,759 --> 00:06:49,874 Wow, that was fast. 142 00:06:49,935 --> 00:06:50,852 What about the car? 143 00:06:50,913 --> 00:06:52,241 Cracked distributor cap. You wouldn't believe it. 144 00:06:52,302 --> 00:06:54,447 I looked at her, she looked at me and it was... 145 00:06:54,923 --> 00:06:56,314 it happened. You could feel it. 146 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:58,627 It was like death, but in a good way. 147 00:06:59,094 --> 00:07:00,035 He's going screwy. 148 00:07:00,339 --> 00:07:02,788 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. It was electric. 149 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:05,087 And then, then I kissed her. 150 00:07:06,341 --> 00:07:08,160 You kissed a customer? When? 151 00:07:08,478 --> 00:07:09,196 In the future. 152 00:07:09,974 --> 00:07:12,121 It was weird. It was like time and space got all 153 00:07:12,444 --> 00:07:13,157 mixed up and... 154 00:07:14,033 --> 00:07:15,304 it was like a Martian mind-meld. 155 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:16,059 He's cracking up. 156 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,432 All right, look, I want you to stay away 157 00:07:17,493 --> 00:07:18,768 from the magazines. That's an order. 158 00:07:18,829 --> 00:07:21,389 No, you don't understand. It was, it was, okay... 159 00:07:21,479 --> 00:07:22,909 the past, the present, and the future 160 00:07:22,970 --> 00:07:24,309 they all went together. 161 00:07:24,530 --> 00:07:26,144 I had kids with her. I could see the kids. 162 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:27,882 I had two boys and three... no. 163 00:07:27,956 --> 00:07:29,183 Three boys, two boys and three... no. 164 00:07:29,244 --> 00:07:30,137 Excuse me? 165 00:07:30,557 --> 00:07:31,820 How long will all this take? 166 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,348 Well, that's up to you. 167 00:07:39,074 --> 00:07:39,676 It is? 168 00:07:40,175 --> 00:07:41,182 The car, you nut. 169 00:07:42,117 --> 00:07:43,435 Um, I, uh... 170 00:07:44,806 --> 00:07:46,611 the car, a few days. 171 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:48,330 That long? 172 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:50,976 I'm going to have to give it my full attention. 173 00:07:58,590 --> 00:08:00,789 Well, in that case, I better call a phone. 174 00:08:00,850 --> 00:08:02,139 Do you mind if I use your cab? 175 00:08:02,352 --> 00:08:03,542 There's a cab in the office. 176 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:11,489 Ja, but the uncertainty principle postulates 177 00:08:11,550 --> 00:08:13,918 a universe of chaos 178 00:08:14,601 --> 00:08:17,945 where everything happens merely by chance. 179 00:08:21,216 --> 00:08:23,010 Oh, thank you. 180 00:08:25,430 --> 00:08:26,329 What's going on? 181 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,308 We're gonna take care of it. 182 00:08:31,056 --> 00:08:32,718 Hello? I need a taxi. 183 00:08:33,259 --> 00:08:34,695 Uh, Catherine Boyd. 184 00:08:34,815 --> 00:08:35,962 B-O-Y-D. 185 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:37,966 What? Oh. 186 00:08:38,926 --> 00:08:40,045 What's the address here? 187 00:08:41,099 --> 00:08:42,345 130 Broad. 188 00:08:42,704 --> 00:08:43,638 130 Broad. 189 00:08:44,937 --> 00:08:47,017 The first stop is the Silas Paine Institute 190 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:48,984 then I'm going on to 112 Mercer. 191 00:08:49,889 --> 00:08:50,789 Is that your address? 192 00:08:51,311 --> 00:08:52,252 112 Mercer. 193 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:53,671 Two minutes! Thank you. 194 00:08:53,957 --> 00:08:54,367 Bye. 195 00:08:59,324 --> 00:09:00,724 Oh, huh! 196 00:09:00,889 --> 00:09:01,396 Well... 197 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,287 it was Belgium. 198 00:09:04,187 --> 00:09:05,124 It was? What was? 199 00:09:05,185 --> 00:09:06,149 Mm-hmm. The study. 200 00:09:07,492 --> 00:09:08,159 Thank you. 201 00:09:08,572 --> 00:09:09,257 You're welcome. 202 00:09:11,721 --> 00:09:14,033 James, the taxi will be here in two minutes. 203 00:09:14,094 --> 00:09:15,040 Oh, well done, darling. 204 00:09:15,131 --> 00:09:15,811 We'll meet him on the corner. 205 00:09:15,872 --> 00:09:16,418 Belgium. 206 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,210 Well, thank you. 207 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:20,292 -Two days, isn't it? -We'll call you. 208 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:22,946 I, for one, will never believe 209 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:26,709 that God plays dice with the universe. 210 00:09:39,664 --> 00:09:42,155 We're wasting time. Come on, serve already. 211 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,195 That's ridiculous. 212 00:09:43,508 --> 00:09:45,730 How can you waste something that doesn't exist? 213 00:09:46,662 --> 00:09:48,638 What, time doesn't exist? 214 00:09:49,183 --> 00:09:49,955 Since when? 215 00:09:50,179 --> 00:09:51,103 I wouldn't know. 216 00:09:51,164 --> 00:09:53,074 If time doesn't exist, then there is no 'when.' 217 00:09:54,156 --> 00:09:55,760 You hear, Liebitzrecht? 218 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,472 Another... another crazy theory. 219 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:02,417 Then tell me the correct time now, huh? 220 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:05,595 You see? You can't, because as you're telling me 221 00:10:05,865 --> 00:10:08,012 the future has already become the past. 222 00:10:08,116 --> 00:10:09,569 Therefore, there is no present. 223 00:10:09,630 --> 00:10:12,318 Therefore, time doesn't exist! 224 00:10:15,937 --> 00:10:16,570 Oops! 225 00:10:21,672 --> 00:10:23,222 Now your racket doesn't exist. 226 00:10:31,375 --> 00:10:31,855 Oh. 227 00:10:32,145 --> 00:10:32,762 Yes? 228 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:35,089 You're Albert Einstein. 229 00:10:35,938 --> 00:10:36,630 Thank you. 230 00:10:37,289 --> 00:10:37,822 Wow. 231 00:10:39,294 --> 00:10:41,829 May I say what a great fan I am of yours? 232 00:10:41,956 --> 00:10:42,507 Thank you. 233 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,566 That thing you wrote 234 00:10:43,627 --> 00:10:45,611 about light being bent by gravitation 235 00:10:45,672 --> 00:10:46,847 and the whole relativity thing? 236 00:10:46,908 --> 00:10:50,046 Man, that is... jiving. 237 00:10:51,372 --> 00:10:53,013 I'm still trying to figure it out. 238 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:54,861 Me, too. 239 00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,113 Uh, can I help you, Mr...? 240 00:11:01,174 --> 00:11:02,240 Walters, Ed Walters. 241 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,511 Hi. Um... 242 00:11:04,718 --> 00:11:06,462 actually, I was looking for a Catherine Boyd. 243 00:11:06,523 --> 00:11:07,709 I must have the wrong address. 244 00:11:07,770 --> 00:11:09,117 I'm sorry to bother you, sir. 245 00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:11,140 Oh, Catherine's my niece. 246 00:11:11,930 --> 00:11:12,996 She's your niece? 247 00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:14,588 She's your niece? 248 00:11:14,783 --> 00:11:16,224 I can't have a niece? 249 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,719 Well, that would make you her uncle. 250 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,848 It works nicely, doesn't it? 251 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:22,924 Wow! 252 00:11:24,698 --> 00:11:26,057 Well, you see, I found this... 253 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,671 watch of hers at my garage, and, uh... 254 00:11:28,780 --> 00:11:30,639 Oh, thank you. 255 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,295 I'll see that she gets it. 256 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:35,464 Actually, I was hoping to return it to her personally. 257 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:36,605 Why? 258 00:11:39,413 --> 00:11:40,324 Let's just say 259 00:11:41,153 --> 00:11:43,209 it would be beneficial to her future. 260 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,427 Perhaps you better come in, Mr. Walters. 261 00:11:51,933 --> 00:11:52,771 Ah, 262 00:11:53,644 --> 00:11:56,312 Mr. Walters, may I present Boris Podolsky 263 00:11:56,373 --> 00:11:58,542 Kurt Godel, Nathan Liebitzrecht... 264 00:11:58,949 --> 00:12:02,254 three of the greatest minds of the 20th century 265 00:12:02,408 --> 00:12:05,468 and amongst them, they can't change a light bulb. 266 00:12:09,254 --> 00:12:10,240 Edward, is it? 267 00:12:10,708 --> 00:12:11,188 Yes. 268 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,515 Edward has come to pay a call on Catherine. 269 00:12:14,463 --> 00:12:15,803 Oh, really. 270 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,047 That's nice. Very nice. 271 00:12:26,442 --> 00:12:27,779 I could fix this for you. 272 00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:30,693 Oh, very nice. 273 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,742 Very nice. Thank you very much. 274 00:12:37,268 --> 00:12:39,277 Oh, that's my compass. 275 00:12:40,138 --> 00:12:43,233 This is what got me started in my work. 276 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:45,055 So, young man, 277 00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:47,600 do you think time exists? 278 00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:49,639 Time? 279 00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:55,893 I was just reading about it 280 00:12:55,954 --> 00:12:58,078 in Future Science magazine. 281 00:12:58,491 --> 00:12:59,393 Tell us. 282 00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:02,962 There are these twins, and one takes a journey 283 00:13:03,522 --> 00:13:05,531 in a spacecraft at the speed of light 284 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,516 and the other one stays on Earth. 285 00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:11,748 Well, the twin that travels into space comes back years later, 286 00:13:12,607 --> 00:13:13,459 and he's young. 287 00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:15,104 And the one who stayed on Earth, 288 00:13:16,179 --> 00:13:17,547 by this time, is very old. 289 00:13:18,579 --> 00:13:21,581 So, so, which one do you think is happier? 290 00:13:22,449 --> 00:13:23,442 The young one. 291 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,295 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 292 00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,830 No. The one that stayed behind. 293 00:13:28,139 --> 00:13:29,122 Why? 294 00:13:29,654 --> 00:13:31,176 Because he's had a full life 295 00:13:31,236 --> 00:13:33,675 and he's had experiences and love and pain 296 00:13:33,736 --> 00:13:35,720 and he has a family and friends. 297 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:37,818 And the one who left, 298 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:41,696 well, time has just passed. 299 00:13:42,418 --> 00:13:42,958 Yeah. 300 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,998 This is good, no? 301 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:50,818 Tell us, what is your field of expertise? 302 00:13:51,367 --> 00:13:52,211 My job? 303 00:13:52,574 --> 00:13:54,542 I'm a... I'm an auto mechanic. 304 00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:58,002 See the U.S.A. In your Chevrolet, ja? 305 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:03,374 Edward, what do you know about gravity? 306 00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:04,576 Gravity? 307 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:05,143 Yeah. 308 00:14:05,301 --> 00:14:07,493 We have a little gravity problem. 309 00:14:08,394 --> 00:14:10,005 Please be careful, Edward. 310 00:14:10,086 --> 00:14:11,507 -Take it easy. -Yeah. Yeah! 311 00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:13,760 So, what do you think of our Catherine, Mr. Walters? 312 00:14:14,028 --> 00:14:15,148 I think she's wonderful. 313 00:14:15,276 --> 00:14:17,741 Wonderful to the power of three. 314 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:20,032 What power of three? To the power of ten! 315 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,834 We all love her. 316 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,273 She's engaged, you know. 317 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,772 Yeah, I know. I saw the ring. 318 00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:29,733 He's a professor of experimental psychology, 319 00:14:29,862 --> 00:14:30,944 James, uh... 320 00:14:31,031 --> 00:14:33,049 -Morland. -The rat man. 321 00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:34,565 You know what he does? 322 00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:38,342 He puts electrodes on the genitals of the rats. 323 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:40,823 Some day, I do that to him. 324 00:14:45,826 --> 00:14:48,570 Ah, we threw the racket up to get the birdie. 325 00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:54,412 We threw Godel's cane up there to get the racket. 326 00:14:56,827 --> 00:15:00,911 I threw Podolsky's golf club up there to get even with him. 327 00:15:02,344 --> 00:15:04,896 We're going to throw Godel up there next. 328 00:15:04,957 --> 00:15:05,695 Yeah. 329 00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:09,711 It's a vicious tree. 330 00:15:09,887 --> 00:15:10,426 Edward, 331 00:15:10,726 --> 00:15:12,992 Edward, what makes you think 332 00:15:13,053 --> 00:15:15,482 that she would be better off with you? 333 00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:19,817 I don't know. Just a feeling. 334 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,887 A feeling? 335 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:23,524 What kind of feeling? 336 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,368 This is going to sound crazy. 337 00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,661 That's all right. You can tell us. 338 00:15:29,722 --> 00:15:31,737 We are all a little crazy here. 339 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,539 Well, when she came in the garage... 340 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,146 it was like everything slowed down, 341 00:15:39,379 --> 00:15:42,200 and got very clear. 342 00:15:43,952 --> 00:15:46,021 It's like when you're milling a camshaft 343 00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:48,429 or grinding down the curve on a fender. 344 00:15:48,555 --> 00:15:49,905 A-A-And as you're doing it, 345 00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:52,456 you just know everything is going to work out perfect. 346 00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,363 Everything's going to fit. 347 00:15:55,516 --> 00:15:56,043 You know? 348 00:15:58,711 --> 00:15:59,885 You ever have that feeling? 349 00:16:00,674 --> 00:16:03,191 Yeah, one time in 1905. 350 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:05,676 Watch out. Watch out now! 351 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:10,004 Mr. Walters, are you all right? 352 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,572 That gravity... it's a killer. 353 00:16:17,228 --> 00:16:20,597 Mr. Bamberger, I don't know what it is you think I can do. 354 00:16:20,658 --> 00:16:23,275 I'm finishing my thesis. 355 00:16:23,336 --> 00:16:25,934 I do some administrative work for my Uncle Albert... 356 00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:28,398 But he adores you. They all do. They'll listen to you. 357 00:16:28,531 --> 00:16:29,770 No, no, no, sit here. 358 00:16:29,951 --> 00:16:30,897 Get the full effect. 359 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,476 Please. 360 00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:34,716 Catherine, I know I funded the Institute for Advanced Study 361 00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:36,302 as a place for pure thought... 362 00:16:37,027 --> 00:16:39,964 but... but... the symposium next week... 363 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:41,571 it's our last chance. 364 00:16:42,213 --> 00:16:43,629 My accountants are all over me. 365 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,194 Sit a little closer. 366 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:51,793 Tell your uncle we need something... 367 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:53,473 a new invention for New Jersey... 368 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,492 something that can be... 369 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,973 bought here, something that can be made here 370 00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,468 something that can be launched from here. 371 00:16:59,307 --> 00:17:00,983 It's important for the institute. 372 00:17:02,364 --> 00:17:04,197 Stereo hi-fidelity. 373 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:12,474 Spike Jones! 374 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,285 Move a little closer. 375 00:17:18,631 --> 00:17:19,576 It sounds like he's right here 376 00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:21,257 like you could reach out and touch him. 377 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:23,093 Or slap him. 378 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,989 You were attracted to the earth 379 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:29,037 at 32 feet per second per second. 380 00:17:29,999 --> 00:17:31,051 I believe it. 381 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,819 Ah, such a beautiful day. 382 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,736 Come, we'll find Catherine 383 00:17:42,547 --> 00:17:43,750 and you'll give her the watch. 384 00:17:46,053 --> 00:17:47,461 Look at this. 385 00:17:49,549 --> 00:17:50,225 You know... 386 00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,522 when I was a patent clerk in Switzerland 387 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,768 I used to wonder what the universe would look like 388 00:17:57,008 --> 00:17:59,352 if I was travelling at the speed of light... 389 00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,084 on a motorcycle. 390 00:18:07,101 --> 00:18:09,026 Hello, professor Einstein! 391 00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:10,158 How you doing, doc? 392 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:11,922 Good. Very good. 393 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:15,092 I always wanted a convertible. 394 00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:21,811 Wahoo! 395 00:18:42,005 --> 00:18:42,608 What? 396 00:18:43,006 --> 00:18:43,913 Faster. 397 00:18:43,974 --> 00:18:44,991 Faster. 398 00:18:45,052 --> 00:18:46,692 Okay, hang on, doc. 399 00:19:08,162 --> 00:19:10,322 Wahoo! 400 00:19:17,313 --> 00:19:18,353 Please... 401 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,860 Help... help! 402 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,593 James... 403 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:23,767 Ah, professor. 404 00:19:24,047 --> 00:19:26,195 I was looking for Catherine. Is she here? 405 00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:28,152 No. No, but I'm glad you've come anyway. 406 00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:29,154 Dr. Morland! 407 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,448 -I'm not going to do your test anymore! -Shouldn't somebody help this guy? 408 00:19:32,509 --> 00:19:33,324 Oh, he's all right. 409 00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:35,246 It's a time deprivation experiment. 410 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:36,336 Go on. Have a look. 411 00:19:39,565 --> 00:19:42,216 This is right out of Martians Ate My Brain. 412 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,912 Have you ever read that story? 413 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:45,535 Don't I know you? 414 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:47,052 This is my friend Edward. 415 00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,034 We're working on something together. 416 00:19:49,374 --> 00:19:51,079 Really? What? 417 00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:53,730 Attraction at a distance. 418 00:19:54,210 --> 00:19:56,682 Well... shall we, uh... go and have a look at the, uh... 419 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:59,350 and, uh, please, don't touch anything, will you? 420 00:20:02,015 --> 00:20:05,603 Let me show you the mouse I was talking about. 421 00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:07,144 He's just around here. 422 00:20:09,301 --> 00:20:12,276 Now, the mouse has learned that the red lever will give him 423 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,844 an electrical stimulus in the brain 424 00:20:13,905 --> 00:20:15,931 that's something akin to sexual climax 425 00:20:16,475 --> 00:20:19,137 and the blue lever will dispense him food. 426 00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:22,985 Now, this one here hasn't eaten for three days. 427 00:20:25,073 --> 00:20:25,666 There. 428 00:20:26,088 --> 00:20:27,450 Now, why would he do that? 429 00:20:32,933 --> 00:20:35,065 Uh... excuse me a moment, will you? 430 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,113 Gretchen, would you, um... 431 00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:41,571 This is curious. 432 00:20:42,211 --> 00:20:46,040 That fellow in the booth calmed down so quickly. 433 00:20:46,101 --> 00:20:47,383 Yes. Funny, huh? 434 00:20:48,242 --> 00:20:49,188 Where's your watch? 435 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:49,715 Huh? 436 00:20:50,306 --> 00:20:52,139 You were wearing a wristwatch. 437 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,531 Well, I figured since time doesn't exist... 438 00:20:54,914 --> 00:20:55,897 who needs a watch? 439 00:21:20,615 --> 00:21:23,353 That was ausgezeichnet. Thank you very much. 440 00:21:23,414 --> 00:21:24,114 You're very welcome. 441 00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:26,621 Next time I bring my goggles, ja? 442 00:21:27,502 --> 00:21:28,504 All right, doc. 443 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,072 Ah, Catherine... 444 00:21:46,858 --> 00:21:47,397 Hi. 445 00:21:50,546 --> 00:21:51,513 The garage. 446 00:21:52,329 --> 00:21:53,630 He's quite a guy, your uncle. 447 00:21:54,297 --> 00:21:56,389 Yes, he... he... Do you know him? 448 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,878 I get around. 449 00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:01,250 Did you take him on that thing? 450 00:22:01,444 --> 00:22:01,987 Uh-huh. 451 00:22:02,048 --> 00:22:05,855 You took Albert Einstein for a ride on a motorcycle? 452 00:22:05,916 --> 00:22:06,358 Uh-huh. 453 00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:08,826 -Well, don't ever do that again. -Why not? 454 00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:10,153 Because he could've been killed. 455 00:22:10,503 --> 00:22:12,170 He loved it. He went 'wahoo.' 456 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,395 Wahoo? 457 00:22:14,045 --> 00:22:15,897 When was the last time he went 'wahoo'? 458 00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:18,015 Well, I'm sure I don't know. 459 00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:19,869 When was the last time you went 'wahoo'? 460 00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:23,187 Well, I'm sure I don't know. 461 00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:24,804 Want a... want a lift? 462 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:26,889 On that? 463 00:22:28,528 --> 00:22:29,061 No. 464 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:30,298 No. 465 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,389 No. 466 00:22:33,243 --> 00:22:35,049 Come on, what could happen? 467 00:22:35,110 --> 00:22:36,486 So you die a little. 468 00:22:42,793 --> 00:22:44,317 Hey, help me out, will you? 469 00:22:44,503 --> 00:22:45,355 I'm a little nervous. 470 00:22:45,782 --> 00:22:46,883 Oh, really? Why? 471 00:22:47,077 --> 00:22:48,483 I'm trying to figure out the best way 472 00:22:48,543 --> 00:22:49,401 to ask you to dinner. 473 00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:52,136 Uh... mister... 474 00:22:52,347 --> 00:22:53,808 Walters. Ed. 475 00:22:54,231 --> 00:22:54,771 Right. 476 00:22:55,403 --> 00:22:56,908 I'm sure you're a very nice person 477 00:22:56,968 --> 00:22:59,199 and I'm happy to know that my future automotive safety 478 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,312 is in your large, 479 00:23:00,888 --> 00:23:02,305 very capable hands 480 00:23:02,366 --> 00:23:05,081 but I-I really should be going that way so... 481 00:23:06,034 --> 00:23:06,809 good-bye. 482 00:23:08,142 --> 00:23:09,901 Well, then dinner's out of the question. 483 00:23:11,231 --> 00:23:11,967 Yeah. 484 00:23:12,028 --> 00:23:13,467 So I should give you this. 485 00:23:15,454 --> 00:23:16,201 You found it. 486 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:16,860 You left it. 487 00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:18,273 You fixed it. 488 00:23:18,334 --> 00:23:19,097 I polished it. 489 00:23:19,290 --> 00:23:20,004 Thank you. 490 00:23:20,492 --> 00:23:22,919 And I tightened the screws. 491 00:23:23,839 --> 00:23:24,745 I can feel that. 492 00:23:25,374 --> 00:23:26,566 It's very pretty. 493 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:31,540 It was my father's. I thought I'd lost it. 494 00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:33,862 Thank you. 495 00:23:34,528 --> 00:23:35,066 You're welcome. 496 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,368 Um... I'm sorry if I was abrupt before. 497 00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:41,203 No problem. 498 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:45,428 What? 499 00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:46,601 Astonishing. 500 00:23:46,685 --> 00:23:48,943 An unmistakable chemical reaction. 501 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:49,968 What? 502 00:23:53,276 --> 00:23:53,730 What? 503 00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:56,662 Marlon Brando. 504 00:24:03,335 --> 00:24:04,497 Maybe not. 505 00:24:08,579 --> 00:24:09,563 So, James? 506 00:24:09,651 --> 00:24:10,273 Yes? 507 00:24:10,479 --> 00:24:11,396 Where is it to be? 508 00:24:12,043 --> 00:24:13,168 Where is what to be, Duncan? 509 00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,278 The honeymoon, man, the honeymoon. 510 00:24:15,630 --> 00:24:17,797 What have you two love birds decided on? 511 00:24:17,927 --> 00:24:20,946 Uh, well, we haven't really discussed it much. 512 00:24:21,058 --> 00:24:23,897 Um, though I was thinking the Ituri forest 513 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:25,192 in the Belgian Congo. 514 00:24:25,524 --> 00:24:27,419 The Ituri forest. Excellent. 515 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,751 There's a pygmy village near the Embouti settlement. 516 00:24:29,998 --> 00:24:31,307 You know it, don't you, Duncan? 517 00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:32,512 Yes, it's fascinating. 518 00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:34,464 Sort of a complete pygmy package if you'd like. 519 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:37,809 There's hospitality heart, wild boar roast 520 00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:40,607 you wash in the river, tribal rituals... 521 00:24:40,728 --> 00:24:41,740 that sort of a thing. 522 00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:45,024 It's like being one of the tribe, really. 523 00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:46,452 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 524 00:24:46,513 --> 00:24:47,205 I like it. 525 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:50,396 I was thinking more along the lines 526 00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:52,169 of a million kisses on your skin. 527 00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:54,401 I beg your pardon, chipmunk? 528 00:24:54,719 --> 00:24:58,468 On Maui they have these natural slides 529 00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:01,697 formed from these volcanic eruptions of obsidian 530 00:25:01,758 --> 00:25:03,059 and you go climbing up 531 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,150 and then you go sliding down a hundred feet 532 00:25:05,211 --> 00:25:07,247 into what they call the Seven Sacred Pools. 533 00:25:08,024 --> 00:25:10,010 And the water is so aerated 534 00:25:10,071 --> 00:25:12,572 that it feels like a million kisses on your skin 535 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:16,077 or like an enormous tongue just licking your entire body. 536 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,010 Dean, do you remember 537 00:25:22,071 --> 00:25:23,632 we were talking about the funding? 538 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,892 Obsidian slides and great licking tongues? 539 00:25:26,952 --> 00:25:29,289 My god, he's the head of the whole department. 540 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:32,801 -James? -Hmm? 541 00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:35,452 How would you like a million kisses on your skin? 542 00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:36,577 What? 543 00:25:36,837 --> 00:25:40,396 What if we have our own primitive ritual right here. 544 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:43,088 Have you gone mad? What are you doing? 545 00:25:50,628 --> 00:25:51,691 You don't love me. 546 00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:53,980 What, because I won't make love to you in the middle 547 00:25:54,041 --> 00:25:55,524 of some dinner party? 548 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:58,799 Catherine, how can you say such a thing? 549 00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:00,967 You know I love you more than anything. 550 00:26:01,616 --> 00:26:03,116 You're my little munchkin, aren't you? 551 00:26:03,787 --> 00:26:05,295 I don't know, James. Am I? 552 00:26:05,356 --> 00:26:06,453 But of course you are. 553 00:26:06,514 --> 00:26:08,037 My little munchy munchkin. 554 00:26:08,852 --> 00:26:12,258 Look, I wasn't going to tell you this till later 555 00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,055 but you remember that surprise I told you about? 556 00:26:14,121 --> 00:26:14,747 No. 557 00:26:15,216 --> 00:26:16,146 The cards. The colour cards. 558 00:26:16,293 --> 00:26:16,945 Yes. 559 00:26:17,186 --> 00:26:19,474 Well, when we come home from our honeymoon 560 00:26:19,805 --> 00:26:21,863 we're going to have a home to come home to. 561 00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:23,396 In Stanford. 562 00:26:24,296 --> 00:26:25,434 Oh... 563 00:26:26,815 --> 00:26:29,011 Full professor. Department of Applied Psychology. 564 00:26:29,072 --> 00:26:31,945 And it comes with its own little munchkin nest. 565 00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,521 And you already picked out the colour. 566 00:26:36,409 --> 00:26:37,197 Algae. 567 00:26:37,936 --> 00:26:39,431 This is a colour? 568 00:26:40,616 --> 00:26:42,498 And there'll be plenty of room for the children. 569 00:26:43,045 --> 00:26:43,631 Children... 570 00:26:43,692 --> 00:26:46,096 James says that spacing them three and a half years apart 571 00:26:46,156 --> 00:26:48,177 is optimal for their mental development. 572 00:26:48,238 --> 00:26:50,475 But what about your mental development? 573 00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:51,918 What? 574 00:26:52,683 --> 00:26:54,187 Your research. 575 00:26:54,454 --> 00:26:55,472 I don't know. 576 00:26:56,233 --> 00:26:58,256 Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be a better mother 577 00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,104 than a mechanic... mathematician. 578 00:27:03,761 --> 00:27:04,360 Catherine... 579 00:27:05,276 --> 00:27:08,470 when your father asked me to care for you 580 00:27:09,048 --> 00:27:13,039 I tried to tell him that the things I know 581 00:27:13,526 --> 00:27:15,645 are not very useful in the real world. 582 00:27:17,623 --> 00:27:19,922 And that's why I'm so lucky that I have James. 583 00:27:21,298 --> 00:27:23,318 We have common goals and interests. 584 00:27:23,379 --> 00:27:26,512 He's brilliant, organized, a planner. 585 00:27:26,698 --> 00:27:28,923 I find him very stimulating. 586 00:27:29,725 --> 00:27:30,709 Intellectually. 587 00:27:31,893 --> 00:27:34,412 Yeah, but what about love, Catherine? 588 00:27:35,288 --> 00:27:35,827 What? 589 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,136 I said when does this all happen... 590 00:27:39,197 --> 00:27:41,703 this wonderful, organized life? 591 00:27:41,889 --> 00:27:44,733 In September. They say Stanford is beautiful. 592 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,156 That's what they say. 593 00:27:47,287 --> 00:27:49,155 This is the happiest day of my entire life. 594 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:01,219 Don't worry, liebchen. 595 00:28:02,492 --> 00:28:03,579 It will work out. 596 00:28:14,189 --> 00:28:15,294 I promise. 597 00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:27,395 I'm crazy about this song. 598 00:28:27,804 --> 00:28:28,617 Get him. 599 00:28:29,354 --> 00:28:31,415 What are you, Podolsky, a hep cat? 600 00:28:31,689 --> 00:28:33,493 No. I'm an American. 601 00:28:33,689 --> 00:28:37,009 Oh... so what is it, Mr. Hep cat American? 602 00:28:37,261 --> 00:28:38,458 I know. It's a... it's a... 603 00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:40,331 Look out! 604 00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:46,649 Learn to drive, for God's sake! 605 00:28:46,710 --> 00:28:48,375 They should make people pass a test 606 00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:49,636 before they let them drive! 607 00:28:50,078 --> 00:28:51,513 You had to pass a test. 608 00:28:51,955 --> 00:28:53,471 How else could you get a license? 609 00:28:55,058 --> 00:28:56,517 A license? 610 00:28:57,128 --> 00:28:59,088 It's 'tutti frutti' or hutti? 611 00:28:59,149 --> 00:29:00,063 Quiet! 612 00:29:00,199 --> 00:29:01,911 What is wrong with you today, Albert? 613 00:29:02,545 --> 00:29:03,296 Eh! 614 00:29:05,101 --> 00:29:06,010 Catherine... 615 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:08,280 she should be having more fun. 616 00:29:08,854 --> 00:29:10,595 What she needs is a young man. 617 00:29:10,656 --> 00:29:13,640 She should go out, go dancing... 618 00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:14,964 A little schtupping. 619 00:29:15,956 --> 00:29:16,747 Come on. 620 00:29:17,057 --> 00:29:18,031 Nathan, please. 621 00:29:18,271 --> 00:29:21,318 She thinks schtupping is a town in Bavaria. 622 00:29:23,330 --> 00:29:25,327 Where are you taking us, Albert? 623 00:29:25,725 --> 00:29:28,849 Well, boys, how would you like to have a convertible? 624 00:29:31,701 --> 00:29:33,090 -Excellent! -Excellent. 625 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:53,884 Phew! 626 00:29:56,757 --> 00:29:57,404 Perfect. 627 00:29:57,465 --> 00:29:58,523 Oh, beautiful. 628 00:30:01,381 --> 00:30:01,959 Sir? 629 00:30:04,659 --> 00:30:06,302 It's very nice upholstery. 630 00:30:06,755 --> 00:30:08,171 You're Albert Einstein. 631 00:30:09,998 --> 00:30:11,797 E = mc squared. 632 00:30:12,370 --> 00:30:13,573 I hope so. 633 00:30:15,128 --> 00:30:17,666 Tell me, this comes from the factory like this? 634 00:30:17,786 --> 00:30:19,290 Oh, no, no. It's all custom. 635 00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,128 I can't believe it... in my garage. 636 00:30:21,381 --> 00:30:22,414 This is a real honour. 637 00:30:22,475 --> 00:30:24,493 Frankie, this is Professor Einstein, 638 00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:26,274 the smartest person in the world. 639 00:30:26,573 --> 00:30:27,463 How they hanging? 640 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:31,729 Edward! 641 00:30:32,238 --> 00:30:32,985 Hey, doc. 642 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:33,725 Edward. 643 00:30:34,954 --> 00:30:35,709 There it is. 644 00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:37,452 What do you think? 645 00:30:37,811 --> 00:30:38,752 Is it possible? 646 00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,043 Sure. Anything's possible. 647 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:41,581 He wants to turn that into this... 648 00:30:41,792 --> 00:30:42,949 Convertible. 649 00:30:43,502 --> 00:30:45,099 No problem. You were talking about 650 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,337 the full treatment, Professor? 651 00:30:46,593 --> 00:30:48,587 Ja, ja. The whole ball of wax. 652 00:30:49,777 --> 00:30:51,211 Podolsky, stop that. 653 00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:53,568 Okay, so we chop the top, 654 00:30:53,838 --> 00:30:55,387 do a modified nose and deck... 655 00:30:56,014 --> 00:30:56,721 Fill and block. 656 00:30:56,978 --> 00:30:59,076 French tuck and roll on the inside. 657 00:30:59,137 --> 00:31:00,016 Dago the front? 658 00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:00,898 Just a touch. 659 00:31:01,538 --> 00:31:02,945 Quad barrels for the mill. 660 00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:04,003 A master kit. 661 00:31:04,401 --> 00:31:05,145 Hot coil. 662 00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:06,890 Stinger exhaust. 663 00:31:07,336 --> 00:31:08,287 High nickel chrome. 664 00:31:09,508 --> 00:31:10,116 Sound good? 665 00:31:10,686 --> 00:31:11,887 Like Mozart. 666 00:31:13,054 --> 00:31:15,183 You know, I recall here some place 667 00:31:15,244 --> 00:31:17,466 is an ice cream parlour. Come, we get a scoop. 668 00:31:18,562 --> 00:31:19,680 Doc, actually, it's this way. 669 00:31:19,883 --> 00:31:20,996 -Oh yeah. -Is it all right? 670 00:31:21,056 --> 00:31:21,650 Yeah, go, go. 671 00:31:21,823 --> 00:31:22,896 Thank you very much. 672 00:31:22,957 --> 00:31:24,163 -Sure. -Sure. 673 00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:33,521 When I first arrived here in 1933, 674 00:31:33,854 --> 00:31:36,563 I went and bought one of these triple scoops. 675 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:37,846 What flavour? 676 00:31:38,835 --> 00:31:39,620 Peppermint. 677 00:31:40,527 --> 00:31:41,288 You see? 678 00:31:41,493 --> 00:31:43,022 This is a good question. 679 00:31:43,445 --> 00:31:44,360 'What flavour?' 680 00:31:44,507 --> 00:31:47,857 Simple, specific, and it has an answer. 681 00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:51,026 You read a lot of science fiction. 682 00:31:51,672 --> 00:31:54,243 Tell me, do you think they'll ever find 683 00:31:54,631 --> 00:31:58,242 intelligent life anywhere in the universe? 684 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:01,156 They're still looking for intelligent life here on Earth. 685 00:32:05,999 --> 00:32:09,113 You know, Catherine... she's a brilliant mathematician 686 00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:10,670 but she lacks confidence. 687 00:32:11,245 --> 00:32:13,507 She thinks her contribution to the world 688 00:32:13,726 --> 00:32:15,300 will be through her children. 689 00:32:16,688 --> 00:32:18,818 She has this crazy idea 690 00:32:19,551 --> 00:32:21,973 that if she marries an intellectual 691 00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:26,690 she will have genius children or something like that. 692 00:32:27,978 --> 00:32:29,675 Catherine... she's too smart for that. 693 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,672 Oh, she's too smart here. 694 00:32:32,608 --> 00:32:33,490 But not here. 695 00:32:34,612 --> 00:32:37,805 What she needs is to go out with someone like you. 696 00:32:39,052 --> 00:32:39,977 The problem is 697 00:32:40,819 --> 00:32:43,083 she would never go out with someone like you. 698 00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:46,350 That's easy. Just lend me your brain for a couple of days. 699 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:51,461 What? 700 00:32:52,273 --> 00:32:54,221 Are you thinking what I am thinking? 701 00:32:56,326 --> 00:32:58,192 What would be the odds of that happening? 702 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,104 It's still not right. 703 00:33:07,184 --> 00:33:07,638 What? 704 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,009 He doesn't look like a scientist. 705 00:33:10,260 --> 00:33:11,865 So, what's the plan again, doc? 706 00:33:11,938 --> 00:33:13,629 Here, try this. 707 00:33:13,929 --> 00:33:15,800 The plan is we talk science. 708 00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:18,102 We have something to eat. 709 00:33:18,163 --> 00:33:19,531 We drink some schnapps. 710 00:33:19,591 --> 00:33:21,305 And we talk about life. 711 00:33:21,405 --> 00:33:23,387 I think it's too fashionable. 712 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:24,517 -Yeah, yeah. -Here. 713 00:33:25,447 --> 00:33:27,467 Here... take some. There's a coat. 714 00:33:27,528 --> 00:33:28,301 Wait, wait. 715 00:33:28,551 --> 00:33:30,019 Nathan, your cardigan. 716 00:33:33,993 --> 00:33:35,770 What do I do if she asks me a question? 717 00:33:35,957 --> 00:33:36,519 Ah. 718 00:33:37,404 --> 00:33:38,918 She asks you a question... 719 00:33:38,979 --> 00:33:41,503 here... you pretend to smoke a pipe. 720 00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,263 And then you say, 721 00:33:43,479 --> 00:33:45,286 'Interesting concept.' 722 00:33:45,672 --> 00:33:48,282 Don't worry. We'll change the subject. 723 00:33:49,006 --> 00:33:49,859 Change the subject? 724 00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,949 You know, like in football. 725 00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:53,770 We'll run interference. 726 00:33:55,669 --> 00:33:56,625 And now... 727 00:33:56,736 --> 00:33:58,011 this is a tie. 728 00:33:58,285 --> 00:34:00,535 Here... this will hold up your pants. 729 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:02,043 Good, huh? 730 00:34:02,643 --> 00:34:03,419 Yeah. 731 00:34:04,577 --> 00:34:05,177 Yeah. 732 00:34:05,971 --> 00:34:07,711 He looks like a French impressionist. 733 00:34:07,772 --> 00:34:08,536 Yeah, yeah. 734 00:34:28,330 --> 00:34:29,727 the nuclear configuration 735 00:34:29,821 --> 00:34:31,807 is given by the expectation value 736 00:34:31,868 --> 00:34:34,780 of the nuclear Hamiltonian, in a state with 'M' neutrons... 737 00:34:35,691 --> 00:34:36,558 Yeah. Yeah. 738 00:34:37,022 --> 00:34:40,174 Will occur if the energy of the fuse state is lower 739 00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:41,631 than the energy of... 740 00:34:43,324 --> 00:34:46,320 Our task is to see if the dynamics dictated 741 00:34:46,381 --> 00:34:48,485 by the interaction Hamiltonian 742 00:34:48,665 --> 00:34:50,538 generates a sufficiently rapid reaction 743 00:34:50,612 --> 00:34:52,796 to make cold fusion-powered engines feasible. 744 00:34:52,857 --> 00:34:53,879 -Good. -Uh-uh. Mm-hm. 745 00:34:54,302 --> 00:34:55,267 Hello. 746 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:56,587 Hello. 747 00:34:57,394 --> 00:34:58,384 Hello, liebchen. 748 00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:04,919 So, we have here E over C squared. 749 00:35:06,013 --> 00:35:08,473 It's E squared. Minus E squared over B... 750 00:35:08,533 --> 00:35:09,796 -Yeah! -minus V of X. 751 00:35:16,895 --> 00:35:17,848 Uh, what's going on? 752 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,005 It seems our friend Edward here 753 00:35:21,605 --> 00:35:23,071 has been holding out on us. 754 00:35:23,595 --> 00:35:27,286 In addition to being a very fine automotive mechanic 755 00:35:27,511 --> 00:35:31,122 he is also in physics something of a wunderkind. 756 00:35:31,183 --> 00:35:32,631 -A wunderkind! -Amazing! 757 00:35:32,847 --> 00:35:33,903 A wunderkind. 758 00:35:34,178 --> 00:35:35,919 I... I had this idea. 759 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:38,650 I ran it by the doc and we worked on it together 760 00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:40,564 and everybody thought it wasn't so bad. 761 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:44,405 So! 'It wasn't so bad.' It was astonishing. 762 00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:45,416 Very innovative. 763 00:35:45,694 --> 00:35:47,285 Well, do I get to hear what it is? 764 00:35:49,658 --> 00:35:50,884 I figured out how to build 765 00:35:50,945 --> 00:35:53,108 a nuclear-powered spacecraft engine, I think. 766 00:35:53,906 --> 00:35:54,936 A fusion engine. 767 00:35:55,076 --> 00:35:55,837 A what? 768 00:35:55,944 --> 00:35:57,290 The process that fuels the stars. 769 00:35:57,351 --> 00:35:58,375 We're going to put it in a bottle. 770 00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:00,935 Cold fusion. 771 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:03,256 It's mind-boggling. 772 00:36:04,638 --> 00:36:05,638 He's a mechanic. 773 00:36:06,175 --> 00:36:08,366 I was a clerk in a patent office. 774 00:36:08,707 --> 00:36:10,077 Faraday was a carpenter. 775 00:36:10,615 --> 00:36:13,378 Isaac Newton was an insurance salesman. 776 00:36:15,064 --> 00:36:15,790 Fusion. 777 00:36:16,237 --> 00:36:16,938 Fusion. 778 00:36:17,622 --> 00:36:19,503 Really? Well, what are you wearing? 779 00:36:19,759 --> 00:36:22,915 What difference does it make what he is wearing? 780 00:36:24,330 --> 00:36:27,542 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 781 00:36:30,323 --> 00:36:32,941 Well, that's perfect for New Jersey. 782 00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:34,286 New Jersey? 783 00:36:34,986 --> 00:36:35,804 The symposium. 784 00:36:35,865 --> 00:36:37,456 I don't suppose you have a paper on this. 785 00:36:37,688 --> 00:36:38,288 Paper? 786 00:36:38,349 --> 00:36:40,864 No, no, you see, there are certain details... 787 00:36:41,084 --> 00:36:42,627 We must check the spelling. 788 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:45,363 We could have it ready. 789 00:36:45,424 --> 00:36:47,461 -You could? -Yeah. Sure. 790 00:36:48,111 --> 00:36:50,427 -Couldn't we? -Ja, we could. 791 00:36:52,207 --> 00:36:54,032 When is the symposium? 792 00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:55,734 April 1. 793 00:36:56,738 --> 00:36:57,707 Five days. 794 00:36:58,505 --> 00:36:59,111 That's not a problem. 795 00:36:59,172 --> 00:37:01,058 Oh, this is great! 796 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:02,834 Bamberger will be thrilled. 797 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,674 I am very grateful. 798 00:37:05,735 --> 00:37:09,052 This is so... huge, really. 799 00:37:12,645 --> 00:37:15,404 Isaac Newton was not an insurance salesman. 800 00:37:24,763 --> 00:37:25,436 W-what? 801 00:37:27,276 --> 00:37:30,355 Boys, our little experiment 802 00:37:31,014 --> 00:37:33,904 has just jumped to a higher energy level. 803 00:37:36,524 --> 00:37:37,698 Over X... 804 00:37:38,551 --> 00:37:40,124 minus Y to the X Y... 805 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:41,429 Minus Y to the X... 806 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:43,033 What language is that, Martian? 807 00:37:43,146 --> 00:37:44,087 Wait, wait a minute, wait. 808 00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,780 You're not changing anything, are you? 809 00:37:45,927 --> 00:37:46,547 No. 810 00:37:46,733 --> 00:37:47,601 Well, what's all that? 811 00:37:48,538 --> 00:37:49,124 Nothing. 812 00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:50,626 All right, grab your scalpel. 813 00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:51,890 Let's operate. 814 00:37:56,938 --> 00:37:58,185 I don't believe it! 815 00:37:58,431 --> 00:38:00,175 Einstein's car! 816 00:38:00,755 --> 00:38:02,107 We do this right, Eddie boy, 817 00:38:02,168 --> 00:38:03,612 we're going to have a whole new clientele! 818 00:38:03,673 --> 00:38:04,467 Whoo! 819 00:38:10,299 --> 00:38:13,647 Welcome to the first international physics symposium 820 00:38:13,907 --> 00:38:16,759 designed to bring together the very best minds. 821 00:38:18,106 --> 00:38:19,331 It's time, Edward. 822 00:38:21,414 --> 00:38:24,168 Now, this is the largest gathering of the scientific... 823 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:25,338 I can't do this. 824 00:38:25,745 --> 00:38:29,674 Why? Because you're sick with fear and anxiety? 825 00:38:30,387 --> 00:38:32,005 99% Of the world 826 00:38:32,066 --> 00:38:33,540 wakes up like this every morning. 827 00:38:33,887 --> 00:38:34,828 Every morning. 828 00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:35,967 Every morning. 829 00:38:36,614 --> 00:38:37,952 Edward, just remember 830 00:38:39,288 --> 00:38:41,228 why you are doing this. 831 00:38:41,793 --> 00:38:45,982 Many of the mysteries that we, until now, only... 832 00:38:46,571 --> 00:38:47,854 She's not even here. 833 00:38:47,940 --> 00:38:49,693 You know, I means, it's not as if he's even ever shown 834 00:38:49,754 --> 00:38:51,322 any signs of normal intelligence. 835 00:38:51,383 --> 00:38:53,552 Think of that... nuclear fusion. 836 00:38:53,613 --> 00:38:55,028 I suppose these things happen. 837 00:38:55,089 --> 00:38:56,259 Idiot savant... you know, 838 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:57,939 a mental patient plays perfect chess 839 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,121 a nine-year-old from Alabama 840 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,045 suddenly starts speaking in iambic pentameter. 841 00:39:01,848 --> 00:39:03,375 James, it's packed! 842 00:39:04,716 --> 00:39:07,692 To open our program here, delivering his paper 843 00:39:07,753 --> 00:39:11,803 entitled 'Cold Fusion-Powered Exploration Paradigms' 844 00:39:11,864 --> 00:39:14,081 is our very own Edward Walters. 845 00:39:23,188 --> 00:39:24,009 Edward Walters. 846 00:39:30,733 --> 00:39:32,022 Dr. Walters? 847 00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:34,071 Dr. Walters? 848 00:39:35,704 --> 00:39:36,579 Doctor...? 849 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:54,157 Are you all right, Dr. Walters? 850 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:55,972 Ed. 851 00:39:57,715 --> 00:39:58,176 Ed? 852 00:40:02,656 --> 00:40:03,119 Ed. 853 00:40:16,374 --> 00:40:17,473 No, no 854 00:40:17,554 --> 00:40:21,669 it's P squared over N, not N squared over P. 855 00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:25,451 She's not even here. 856 00:40:25,512 --> 00:40:28,484 If she marries a genius, she'll have genius children. 857 00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:30,295 Do something. 858 00:40:31,657 --> 00:40:34,355 I am doing something, but it's not helpful. 859 00:40:34,922 --> 00:40:35,759 Or pleasant. 860 00:40:35,859 --> 00:40:39,365 A nuclear-powered spacecraft. 861 00:40:39,456 --> 00:40:41,165 Distinguished colleagues... 862 00:40:43,165 --> 00:40:44,126 honoured guests... 863 00:40:45,140 --> 00:40:46,379 Edward, just remember 864 00:40:47,307 --> 00:40:49,813 why you are doing this. 865 00:40:58,086 --> 00:40:59,614 Any journey in life... 866 00:41:01,491 --> 00:41:05,210 if not done for human reasons, with understanding and love... 867 00:41:05,627 --> 00:41:07,290 This is not the paper we wrote. 868 00:41:07,992 --> 00:41:08,949 Shh! Listen. 869 00:41:09,019 --> 00:41:10,631 would be a very empty and lonely one. 870 00:41:11,373 --> 00:41:12,286 And look. 871 00:41:15,901 --> 00:41:17,086 Something worth remembering, 872 00:41:17,147 --> 00:41:20,414 since nuclear-powered spacecraft may soon 873 00:41:21,778 --> 00:41:23,975 make the ancient dream of travelling 874 00:41:24,564 --> 00:41:26,811 to the edge of the universe and back... 875 00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:29,000 a reality. 876 00:41:31,348 --> 00:41:32,876 The source of that power 877 00:41:34,646 --> 00:41:37,486 is the very source that fuels the stars themselves 878 00:41:37,547 --> 00:41:39,505 and, in doing so 879 00:41:40,586 --> 00:41:43,550 fuels our imagination and our dreams. 880 00:41:45,639 --> 00:41:46,995 Let us suppose 881 00:41:47,942 --> 00:41:52,210 that V of X is the standard barrier 882 00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:54,082 of penetration potential 883 00:41:54,954 --> 00:41:58,220 and that size... and nuclear... function... 884 00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,258 then, as usual, 885 00:42:01,832 --> 00:42:06,999 minus I-H-R-D sine D-T equals 886 00:42:08,032 --> 00:42:10,149 minus D squared 887 00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:12,781 psi D-X squared 888 00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,268 plus V of X. 889 00:42:20,387 --> 00:42:21,703 What a circus! 890 00:42:21,764 --> 00:42:24,128 As if the scientific analysis wasn't mind-numbing enough 891 00:42:24,189 --> 00:42:26,286 what was all that mush about the human heart? 892 00:42:26,692 --> 00:42:29,288 You didn't understand that because you're not a physicist. 893 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,309 Yeah, well, let's remember, darling, 894 00:42:30,370 --> 00:42:31,728 neither was he until recently. 895 00:42:32,317 --> 00:42:34,232 Did you notice he still had grease under his fingernails? 896 00:42:35,173 --> 00:42:36,781 Edward, congratulations. 897 00:42:37,141 --> 00:42:38,300 To genius. 898 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:39,880 To fusion. 899 00:42:39,941 --> 00:42:40,931 To the heart. 900 00:42:41,444 --> 00:42:42,760 -Ah! -Ah! 901 00:42:42,877 --> 00:42:45,177 Ah, oh, so you never went to college. 902 00:42:45,744 --> 00:42:47,297 I barely finished high school. 903 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,059 I was always taking apart some car. 904 00:42:49,215 --> 00:42:52,204 And yet, you have such an amazing grasp of theory. 905 00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:55,444 Do you know, I believe that you used Debrawley's formula 906 00:42:55,505 --> 00:42:56,650 for the length of the pilot wave. 907 00:42:56,978 --> 00:42:59,711 Of course he did. It was a brilliant stroke. 908 00:43:00,293 --> 00:43:01,660 I couldn't have done without it. 909 00:43:01,721 --> 00:43:04,634 Oh! I forgot that. Wait a minute. 910 00:43:04,695 --> 00:43:05,982 Could you, could you remind me? 911 00:43:07,077 --> 00:43:07,786 Um... 912 00:43:08,529 --> 00:43:10,122 Yeah. Um, sure. 913 00:43:10,182 --> 00:43:10,868 Uh... 914 00:43:12,180 --> 00:43:13,160 X 915 00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:15,863 equals... 916 00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:17,447 one 917 00:43:17,747 --> 00:43:19,363 plus, uh... 918 00:43:20,013 --> 00:43:21,097 W... 919 00:43:23,606 --> 00:43:25,401 X equals one plus W 920 00:43:25,630 --> 00:43:26,470 cubed... 921 00:43:30,674 --> 00:43:31,229 in... 922 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:33,303 over pi. 923 00:43:35,495 --> 00:43:37,866 Right, right. Can you invert that? 924 00:43:39,997 --> 00:43:40,694 Where is he? 925 00:43:41,309 --> 00:43:42,735 Where is that beautiful boy? 926 00:43:43,322 --> 00:43:43,935 Rocket ships. 927 00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,824 -Zoom! -Zoom! 928 00:43:46,448 --> 00:43:48,034 Home run, Catherine, home run! 929 00:43:48,243 --> 00:43:49,149 Thank you, sir. 930 00:43:49,230 --> 00:43:52,111 Ed Walters, may I present Louis Bamberger? 931 00:43:52,251 --> 00:43:54,946 If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, 932 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,027 you would have a lot of nickels. 933 00:43:58,314 --> 00:44:00,050 An honour and a pleasure, sir. 934 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:02,112 New Jersey... 935 00:44:02,984 --> 00:44:05,427 leader in intergalactic rocket exploration. 936 00:44:06,107 --> 00:44:07,642 How does that sound for a license plate? 937 00:44:08,250 --> 00:44:08,977 Long. 938 00:44:09,241 --> 00:44:11,767 Huh? Oh... sense of humour. 939 00:44:11,827 --> 00:44:13,435 I love this boy. 940 00:44:13,495 --> 00:44:16,791 May I steal my niece for one minute, please? 941 00:44:16,852 --> 00:44:18,999 Uh, well, actually, we were just about to leave. 942 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:21,937 Just for one moment, please. I need some air. 943 00:44:21,998 --> 00:44:25,237 -Well? -James, how is the rat business? 944 00:44:25,298 --> 00:44:27,540 Um, well, it's really students 945 00:44:27,601 --> 00:44:28,784 that I'm experimenting on now. 946 00:44:28,844 --> 00:44:31,253 My god, the mazes must be enormous. 947 00:44:33,515 --> 00:44:36,069 Green, black, red. 948 00:44:36,576 --> 00:44:37,202 Look at that. 949 00:44:37,441 --> 00:44:39,023 It's like having four pens in one. 950 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:41,672 What an exciting time to be alive. 951 00:44:42,512 --> 00:44:45,180 Louis, we need to have a talk. 952 00:44:45,784 --> 00:44:47,255 This is going to be something I understand, isn't it? 953 00:44:47,316 --> 00:44:47,995 Yeah, yeah. 954 00:44:48,056 --> 00:44:49,636 I don't understand what you say to me. 955 00:44:49,697 --> 00:44:50,786 Yes, but you see... 956 00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:56,962 Oh, that's better. 957 00:44:57,791 --> 00:44:59,207 Look, Catherine. 958 00:44:59,981 --> 00:45:02,692 Look at the stars, look at the sky, 959 00:45:03,024 --> 00:45:03,774 look at... 960 00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:05,280 Edward. 961 00:45:05,653 --> 00:45:08,153 We were just talking about the stars. 962 00:45:09,323 --> 00:45:11,410 Ah... well, enough breathing. 963 00:45:11,826 --> 00:45:12,863 Wow. 964 00:45:14,783 --> 00:45:15,679 What a night. 965 00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:18,544 I haven't seen a sky like this since I was a kid. 966 00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:20,790 That's stargazers' field. 967 00:45:21,536 --> 00:45:23,351 How many stars do you think are up there? 968 00:45:23,591 --> 00:45:24,078 Hmm. 969 00:45:24,375 --> 00:45:26,717 Um, ten to the twelfth, plus one. 970 00:45:27,418 --> 00:45:29,255 Ah, you don't have to say that. 971 00:45:29,316 --> 00:45:31,565 No, really, everybody is quite impressed. 972 00:45:36,769 --> 00:45:38,248 Do you know why a comet's tail 973 00:45:38,309 --> 00:45:39,646 always points away from the sun? 974 00:45:40,013 --> 00:45:41,124 Yes. 975 00:45:42,795 --> 00:45:43,436 Me, too. 976 00:45:45,981 --> 00:45:47,432 My grandma used to tell me that 977 00:45:47,935 --> 00:45:51,984 stars are where a woodpecker pecked holes in the sky. 978 00:45:52,594 --> 00:45:54,633 She wasn't that scientifically minded. 979 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,298 When my father looked at the sky 980 00:45:56,359 --> 00:45:57,804 he didn't really see stars. 981 00:45:57,865 --> 00:45:58,931 He said he saw 982 00:45:59,644 --> 00:46:03,200 great seas of fire and nuclear furnaces. 983 00:46:03,996 --> 00:46:06,773 He said it was like a very violent ballet 984 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:08,873 only it was too small for anyone to see. 985 00:46:13,131 --> 00:46:15,266 What is keeping James? 986 00:46:15,477 --> 00:46:16,242 I don't know. 987 00:46:17,715 --> 00:46:18,775 He discovered a comet. 988 00:46:19,255 --> 00:46:20,571 James discovered a...? 989 00:46:20,805 --> 00:46:22,295 No. My father. They named it after him. 990 00:46:24,601 --> 00:46:25,710 -Boyd's comet. -Mm-hmm. 991 00:46:25,771 --> 00:46:27,602 Oh, my god, that's you. That's your father. 992 00:46:27,663 --> 00:46:28,189 Mm-hmm. 993 00:46:28,874 --> 00:46:31,063 I-I was just reading about that in the... 994 00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:33,972 Oh, you've read his works? 995 00:46:34,652 --> 00:46:36,752 Well, some of them. There are so many. 996 00:46:36,813 --> 00:46:37,436 Three. 997 00:46:38,202 --> 00:46:40,976 Three? Really? There... it seemed like more. 998 00:46:41,864 --> 00:46:43,271 They're all so action-packed. 999 00:46:48,624 --> 00:46:49,813 Action-packed? 1000 00:46:50,471 --> 00:46:51,800 What is he saying? 1001 00:46:53,629 --> 00:46:54,595 He's coming back. 1002 00:46:55,311 --> 00:46:55,905 James? 1003 00:46:56,206 --> 00:46:58,907 No. Uh, my father. 1004 00:46:59,273 --> 00:47:00,287 You know, just before he died 1005 00:47:00,348 --> 00:47:02,421 he promised that when the comet came back 1006 00:47:02,482 --> 00:47:03,409 he'd be riding on it. 1007 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,071 Right, uh... 1008 00:47:06,664 --> 00:47:07,621 right there. 1009 00:47:09,145 --> 00:47:12,386 I think it's there, just below Cassiopeia. 1010 00:47:14,275 --> 00:47:15,174 Ah, you're right. 1011 00:47:16,837 --> 00:47:19,214 He said he'd be riding on it 1012 00:47:19,275 --> 00:47:21,462 looking down to make sure I was okay. 1013 00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:24,381 So, how are you? Are you okay? 1014 00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:25,837 Catherine? 1015 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,456 Catherine! 1016 00:47:28,335 --> 00:47:29,959 The rat man cometh. 1017 00:47:31,171 --> 00:47:31,722 I... 1018 00:47:32,168 --> 00:47:32,762 Catherine? 1019 00:47:34,965 --> 00:47:36,300 Somebody call a doctor. 1020 00:47:36,569 --> 00:47:37,687 Albert, say something. 1021 00:47:38,914 --> 00:47:42,465 I just had too many knerdlers for lunch. 1022 00:47:43,053 --> 00:47:44,208 I need my pills. 1023 00:47:44,269 --> 00:47:45,747 Catherine, you know where they are? 1024 00:47:45,808 --> 00:47:46,420 At home. 1025 00:47:47,388 --> 00:47:48,848 Edward, you drive me. 1026 00:47:49,885 --> 00:47:51,976 Yes, all right, you-you drive him home. 1027 00:47:52,894 --> 00:47:54,503 I'll collect your things, Catherine, 1028 00:47:54,733 --> 00:47:57,328 and I'll see you at the Cafe Day Cup later for coffee. 1029 00:47:57,389 --> 00:47:58,083 Yes. Yes. 1030 00:47:58,144 --> 00:47:58,681 Yes? 1031 00:48:00,662 --> 00:48:03,597 Albert, you want us to come with you? 1032 00:48:03,658 --> 00:48:04,535 No, no. 1033 00:48:05,157 --> 00:48:05,946 Watch out. 1034 00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:07,888 Good-bye, please. 1035 00:48:07,949 --> 00:48:10,172 Let's go. Let's go. 1036 00:48:14,712 --> 00:48:15,563 Wait a minute. 1037 00:48:16,183 --> 00:48:17,592 How do we get home? 1038 00:48:17,982 --> 00:48:18,931 Good question. 1039 00:48:19,296 --> 00:48:20,000 Oh... 1040 00:48:21,036 --> 00:48:22,851 it's a lovely night. 1041 00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:24,001 We walk. 1042 00:48:36,428 --> 00:48:38,868 Oh, look, I found my pills. 1043 00:48:40,019 --> 00:48:40,737 Now... 1044 00:48:41,703 --> 00:48:44,387 maybe we can catch some of this in a glass. 1045 00:48:45,127 --> 00:48:46,361 Should get you out of this. 1046 00:48:46,517 --> 00:48:48,005 Yeah, that's a good idea. 1047 00:48:49,078 --> 00:48:49,991 Over there. 1048 00:48:51,138 --> 00:48:52,508 That cafe, Edward. 1049 00:49:02,759 --> 00:49:05,593 It's a very bad Albert Einstein joke. 1050 00:49:07,522 --> 00:49:09,682 Maleva was his first wife. She divorced him. 1051 00:49:10,206 --> 00:49:12,462 Yeah, I lived too much here and not enough here. 1052 00:49:12,761 --> 00:49:13,645 She have children? 1053 00:49:13,861 --> 00:49:14,594 Two boys. 1054 00:49:14,841 --> 00:49:15,845 Hans Albert. 1055 00:49:15,906 --> 00:49:18,247 His mother named him while I was out of town. 1056 00:49:20,001 --> 00:49:20,694 And Edward. 1057 00:49:22,073 --> 00:49:22,622 Yes? 1058 00:49:23,678 --> 00:49:26,153 No. Edward was the name of the other boy. 1059 00:49:26,959 --> 00:49:27,463 Oh. 1060 00:49:29,415 --> 00:49:31,809 Well, you must have lived here at least twice. 1061 00:49:32,538 --> 00:49:33,249 Edward... 1062 00:49:34,436 --> 00:49:38,488 how did you first think of atomic fuel? 1063 00:49:38,977 --> 00:49:41,894 Well, it just sort of hit me. 1064 00:49:42,406 --> 00:49:42,877 Boom. 1065 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:44,329 -Boom. -Boom. 1066 00:49:46,449 --> 00:49:48,353 Was it a Kessler boom or an accident? 1067 00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:51,276 Because Kessler believes that accidental discoveries 1068 00:49:51,337 --> 00:49:52,598 are not accidents at all. 1069 00:49:52,975 --> 00:49:55,847 That people have moments of insight and intuition 1070 00:49:55,908 --> 00:49:57,837 that they're prepared for by their experience 1071 00:49:57,898 --> 00:50:00,067 to recognize them for what they are. 1072 00:50:02,043 --> 00:50:02,813 Babbling. 1073 00:50:03,491 --> 00:50:04,180 Babbling? 1074 00:50:06,225 --> 00:50:07,555 No, you're not babbling. 1075 00:50:08,011 --> 00:50:09,426 If I had a mind like yours, 1076 00:50:10,206 --> 00:50:11,357 I wouldn't stop talking. 1077 00:50:15,806 --> 00:50:16,914 I think it's letting up. 1078 00:50:25,716 --> 00:50:26,990 I think she wants to leave. 1079 00:50:28,110 --> 00:50:30,517 She doesn't know what she wants. 1080 00:50:45,008 --> 00:50:46,125 Still raining. 1081 00:50:46,716 --> 00:50:47,450 Still raining. 1082 00:51:27,392 --> 00:51:30,995 I think your uncle wants us... to dance. 1083 00:51:31,806 --> 00:51:32,850 Oh, now, 1084 00:51:33,285 --> 00:51:34,517 don't be irrelevant, Ed. 1085 00:51:34,578 --> 00:51:36,225 You can't get from there to here. 1086 00:51:37,176 --> 00:51:37,956 Why not? 1087 00:51:38,790 --> 00:51:42,932 Now, don't tell me that a famous and brilliant scientist 1088 00:51:43,138 --> 00:51:46,297 such as yourself doesn't know about Zeno's paradox. 1089 00:51:48,043 --> 00:51:48,863 Remind me. 1090 00:51:48,924 --> 00:51:50,313 You can't get from there to here 1091 00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,455 because you always have to cover half the remaining distance. 1092 00:51:52,516 --> 00:51:55,381 Like, from me to you, I have to cover half of it. 1093 00:51:56,775 --> 00:51:58,989 But, see? I still have half of that remaining, so... 1094 00:51:59,718 --> 00:52:02,492 I cover half that and, um... 1095 00:52:02,553 --> 00:52:05,280 there's still half of that left so I cover half of that 1096 00:52:06,192 --> 00:52:08,257 and, uh... half of that 1097 00:52:09,444 --> 00:52:11,143 and half of that and half of that. 1098 00:52:11,254 --> 00:52:14,707 And since there are infinite halves left... 1099 00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,094 can't ever get there. 1100 00:52:31,934 --> 00:52:33,232 So how did that happen? 1101 00:52:36,358 --> 00:52:37,085 I don't know. 1102 00:52:38,975 --> 00:52:39,955 It's not possible. 1103 00:53:03,559 --> 00:53:04,401 James. 1104 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,316 No. Ed. 1105 00:53:05,999 --> 00:53:07,630 James. I was supposed to meet him. 1106 00:53:08,383 --> 00:53:09,967 Oh, oh. 1107 00:53:17,130 --> 00:53:19,564 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 1108 00:53:23,157 --> 00:53:24,398 Shall we go again? 1109 00:53:28,775 --> 00:53:31,466 So we have particle 'C'...Catherine... 1110 00:53:32,602 --> 00:53:36,028 in orbit around particle 'J'...James... 1111 00:53:37,044 --> 00:53:40,404 powerize particle 'E'...Edward... 1112 00:53:40,465 --> 00:53:44,653 follows 'C', becomes a new entity. 1113 00:53:44,908 --> 00:53:47,700 'C' plus 'E' 1114 00:53:47,761 --> 00:53:50,192 which causes 'J' to disintegrate. 1115 00:53:51,706 --> 00:53:55,775 If I could take you up in paradise above. 1116 00:53:55,901 --> 00:53:59,086 If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love. 1117 00:53:59,147 --> 00:54:01,422 Life could be a dream, sweetheart. 1118 00:54:02,366 --> 00:54:05,253 'Edward Walters, a local garage mechanic 1119 00:54:05,314 --> 00:54:09,187 'and amateur physicist dropped a bombshell 1120 00:54:09,248 --> 00:54:11,444 'on the international physics symposium 1121 00:54:11,670 --> 00:54:12,761 'with the announcement 1122 00:54:12,822 --> 00:54:16,882 'of a formula that makes interplanetary travel 1123 00:54:17,155 --> 00:54:19,950 by nu-Cu-Lear rocket a real possibility.' 1124 00:54:20,683 --> 00:54:21,287 Nuclear. 1125 00:54:21,594 --> 00:54:23,424 I said nu-Cu-Lear, professor. 1126 00:54:23,485 --> 00:54:24,109 Nuclear. 1127 00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:24,857 Good picture. 1128 00:54:25,066 --> 00:54:27,157 This has got to be the dumbest thing 1129 00:54:27,218 --> 00:54:29,158 anybody ever did to impress a dame. 1130 00:54:29,697 --> 00:54:32,098 Especially one that expects you to talk to her... she's smart. 1131 00:54:32,159 --> 00:54:32,815 Shut up, Frankie. 1132 00:54:32,876 --> 00:54:35,801 Eddie, you hardly finished high school. 1133 00:54:35,883 --> 00:54:37,565 How do you expect to get away with this? 1134 00:54:39,966 --> 00:54:41,545 I know a lot about science. 1135 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:43,488 Excuse me. 1136 00:54:44,134 --> 00:54:44,838 Ed Walters? 1137 00:54:45,161 --> 00:54:45,927 Who the hell are you? 1138 00:54:46,178 --> 00:54:47,253 Bill Reilly, Times. 1139 00:54:47,314 --> 00:54:47,930 Yeah? 1140 00:54:48,156 --> 00:54:48,974 Hey, hi. 1141 00:54:49,451 --> 00:54:50,228 Bob Rosetti. 1142 00:54:50,428 --> 00:54:51,141 I own the place. 1143 00:54:51,202 --> 00:54:52,518 Oh, hey, Mr. Rosetti. 1144 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,071 So were you surprised to find out you had such a 1145 00:54:55,438 --> 00:54:56,444 a brilliant employee? 1146 00:54:57,101 --> 00:54:59,022 Surprised? Why do you think I hired him? He's a genius. 1147 00:54:59,456 --> 00:55:02,158 Hey, Ed, a lot of folks are wondering 1148 00:55:02,219 --> 00:55:04,408 how an ordinary guy like yourself could come up 1149 00:55:04,469 --> 00:55:06,078 with such advanced ideas. 1150 00:55:06,593 --> 00:55:07,659 I think I can answer that. 1151 00:55:07,940 --> 00:55:08,573 Hello, Edward. 1152 00:55:08,704 --> 00:55:09,621 Congratulations. 1153 00:55:10,126 --> 00:55:10,763 Thank you. 1154 00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:14,013 You see, the fact is that we're only now 1155 00:55:14,074 --> 00:55:17,309 just beginning to understand the true nature of intelligence. 1156 00:55:17,548 --> 00:55:18,272 And you are? 1157 00:55:18,368 --> 00:55:19,099 James Morland. 1158 00:55:19,577 --> 00:55:20,246 With the, uh...? 1159 00:55:20,307 --> 00:55:21,623 Silas Paine Institute. 1160 00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:22,968 Experimental psychology. 1161 00:55:24,578 --> 00:55:27,598 We're learning that, uh, that thing that we call genius 1162 00:55:27,659 --> 00:55:31,013 that is the ability to make intuitive breakthroughs 1163 00:55:31,074 --> 00:55:32,579 can flower almost anywhere. 1164 00:55:33,882 --> 00:55:35,404 Isn't that so, Edward? 1165 00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,069 You're the expert. 1166 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,482 Yes. Yes, I am. 1167 00:55:38,933 --> 00:55:40,270 That's really why I'm here. 1168 00:55:40,535 --> 00:55:42,011 Oh, apart from to pick up my car, of course, 1169 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,254 which I trust is ready by now. 1170 00:55:44,535 --> 00:55:45,799 We'd like to study you. 1171 00:55:46,567 --> 00:55:47,349 Study me? 1172 00:55:48,358 --> 00:55:50,593 Your brain. Your thinking processes. 1173 00:55:50,654 --> 00:55:52,102 It's an extraordinary opportunity 1174 00:55:52,163 --> 00:55:54,091 to increase our understanding of human knowledge. 1175 00:55:54,545 --> 00:55:55,114 What do you say? 1176 00:55:55,327 --> 00:55:56,196 Can we count on you? 1177 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,404 One, uh, colleague to another. 1178 00:56:00,798 --> 00:56:02,370 Many of you may recognize this test. 1179 00:56:02,445 --> 00:56:05,270 It's a variation on the classic P.C. and D. Examination. 1180 00:56:05,828 --> 00:56:08,313 Mr. Walters will have ten minutes to complete the series. 1181 00:56:08,588 --> 00:56:10,657 You will find the first problem inside this box. 1182 00:56:10,718 --> 00:56:11,563 Are you ready, Ed? 1183 00:56:12,178 --> 00:56:13,805 -Actually... -Start the clock, please. 1184 00:57:33,824 --> 00:57:34,791 Yes, uh... 1185 00:57:36,909 --> 00:57:38,254 Yes, quite, uh... 1186 00:57:38,647 --> 00:57:39,444 Quite impressive. 1187 00:57:40,139 --> 00:57:41,825 Uh, now we move on to phase two. 1188 00:57:42,111 --> 00:57:43,107 Phase two? 1189 00:57:43,716 --> 00:57:46,785 Yes, we've, uh, tested the subject's motor ability. 1190 00:57:46,846 --> 00:57:48,487 Now it's time to test his general knowledge... 1191 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:49,805 something which, I must confess 1192 00:57:49,866 --> 00:57:51,897 I've been quite curious about... and to that end 1193 00:57:52,132 --> 00:57:55,368 I have devised a series of multiple choice questions... 1194 00:57:55,541 --> 00:57:59,356 50 in all... on relativity, Newtonian physics, physical chemistry 1195 00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:01,907 and, of course, some basic quantum mechanics. 1196 00:58:01,968 --> 00:58:04,871 The subject has 18 minutes in which to complete the series. 1197 00:58:05,322 --> 00:58:06,392 Uh, lights, please. 1198 00:58:06,665 --> 00:58:07,428 Would you like to sit down? 1199 00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:09,597 And, uh, projector. 1200 00:58:10,972 --> 00:58:11,749 Start the clock. 1201 00:58:19,649 --> 00:58:21,265 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1202 00:58:21,936 --> 00:58:22,516 Excuse me. 1203 00:58:22,577 --> 00:58:23,437 Excuse me. 1204 01:00:39,931 --> 01:00:40,530 Ow! 1205 01:00:45,258 --> 01:00:46,004 I'm done. 1206 01:00:46,690 --> 01:00:47,216 That it? 1207 01:00:53,199 --> 01:00:57,409 In an intensive IQ test today, young auto mechanic Ed Walters 1208 01:00:57,470 --> 01:01:01,543 scored 186, placing him in the top point-zero-zero-zero... 1209 01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:02,586 Did he pass? 1210 01:01:02,647 --> 01:01:03,588 That's our Eddie! 1211 01:01:04,021 --> 01:01:05,143 Come on, mention the garage. 1212 01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:06,645 Come on... Bob and Al's... 1213 01:01:06,706 --> 01:01:07,560 Bob and Al's... 1214 01:01:07,678 --> 01:01:09,559 At the White House, President Eisenhower 1215 01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:12,494 scoffed at the Soviet claims to have leapt ahead 1216 01:01:12,555 --> 01:01:14,089 in the race to space. 1217 01:01:14,277 --> 01:01:15,557 He dismissed the red rumours, 1218 01:01:16,014 --> 01:01:17,813 saying that the first man in space 1219 01:01:17,874 --> 01:01:20,740 will have hot dogs for lunch... not borscht. 1220 01:01:20,933 --> 01:01:23,065 And the name of the man who could put us there? 1221 01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:24,393 Ed Walters. 1222 01:01:24,998 --> 01:01:26,189 I was wrong about him. 1223 01:01:27,022 --> 01:01:28,464 He's not an idiot savant at all. 1224 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:30,326 He's the real thing... 1225 01:01:30,763 --> 01:01:31,959 he's an idiot idiot. 1226 01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:34,339 Shh. 1227 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,414 The boy grease-pit genius. 1228 01:01:36,475 --> 01:01:38,798 And like his mentor, Albert Einstein, 1229 01:01:38,942 --> 01:01:40,412 young Ed Walters dreamed 1230 01:01:40,473 --> 01:01:42,012 of solving the mysteries of the universe. 1231 01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:43,233 If you'd get the stars out of your eyes 1232 01:01:43,294 --> 01:01:44,729 -you'd see for yourself. -James! 1233 01:01:46,168 --> 01:01:48,262 Before long, we'll all be going to the Moon 1234 01:01:48,323 --> 01:01:50,539 for the weekend on nuclear rocket engines 1235 01:01:51,013 --> 01:01:53,042 and save on our fuel bills in the bargain. 1236 01:01:55,097 --> 01:01:57,160 Have you actually read this stupendous, 1237 01:01:57,221 --> 01:01:58,804 earth-shattering paper of his? 1238 01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,106 No. 1239 01:02:00,698 --> 01:02:01,216 You didn't? 1240 01:02:01,756 --> 01:02:03,774 I'm surprised. I thought you'd be dying to get your hands on it. 1241 01:02:04,215 --> 01:02:05,906 You know, as a fellow mathematician. 1242 01:02:05,967 --> 01:02:08,137 Mathematicians and physicists everywhere 1243 01:02:08,198 --> 01:02:10,853 are putting this startling new theory under the microscope... 1244 01:02:10,914 --> 01:02:11,855 It's me. 1245 01:02:11,916 --> 01:02:14,762 to examine in detail the mathematical brilliance 1246 01:02:14,829 --> 01:02:16,869 of this simple garage mechanic 1247 01:02:17,270 --> 01:02:19,683 who believes, in the land of the free 1248 01:02:19,744 --> 01:02:23,233 and the home of the brave, nothing is impossible. 1249 01:02:23,342 --> 01:02:25,409 Do the horn again, Edward. 1250 01:02:25,470 --> 01:02:26,159 Ja, ja. 1251 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:32,178 Albert, we have our convertible. 1252 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,185 Good, good. 1253 01:02:36,397 --> 01:02:39,277 This is like sailing, without the wetness. 1254 01:02:40,451 --> 01:02:42,885 Wonderful thing you have made here, Edward. 1255 01:02:43,075 --> 01:02:44,684 Why aren't you smiling? 1256 01:02:45,059 --> 01:02:47,096 I think I've got to tell Catherine the truth. 1257 01:02:47,157 --> 01:02:48,682 No, no, it's too soon. 1258 01:02:49,097 --> 01:02:50,917 She's falling in love with the wrong guy, doc. 1259 01:02:52,024 --> 01:02:53,775 Ja, but it's love. 1260 01:02:54,486 --> 01:02:56,346 Edward, it's love. 1261 01:03:09,855 --> 01:03:10,553 Catherine? 1262 01:03:10,962 --> 01:03:12,033 No, thank you. 1263 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,200 Ed. 1264 01:03:14,727 --> 01:03:15,270 Hi. 1265 01:03:17,488 --> 01:03:21,083 I was going to ask you why you use that operator there? 1266 01:03:24,430 --> 01:03:26,703 I often ask myself the same question. 1267 01:03:26,764 --> 01:03:27,415 Oh. 1268 01:03:27,623 --> 01:03:28,150 Yeah. 1269 01:03:28,211 --> 01:03:30,400 It's just a stroke of brilliance. 1270 01:03:31,008 --> 01:03:33,673 I think I'm just so close to figuring it out. 1271 01:03:33,946 --> 01:03:34,887 Trouble ahead. 1272 01:03:35,882 --> 01:03:36,540 Mm-hmm. 1273 01:03:36,924 --> 01:03:38,166 Maybe, maybe not. 1274 01:03:38,374 --> 01:03:40,483 What if she finds the flaw in our theory? 1275 01:03:40,577 --> 01:03:42,728 Easy. We just undermine her confidence. 1276 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,229 Well, we shouldn't do that. 1277 01:03:44,585 --> 01:03:45,380 How? 1278 01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:48,167 We'll be obscure and obtuse. 1279 01:03:49,233 --> 01:03:51,157 Maybe you're taking something for granted. 1280 01:03:51,541 --> 01:03:53,364 What if you question everything? 1281 01:03:55,073 --> 01:03:58,190 Look at it from an entirely different perspective. 1282 01:03:59,230 --> 01:04:00,550 Question everything. 1283 01:04:08,164 --> 01:04:08,772 Uh-oh. 1284 01:04:16,881 --> 01:04:17,764 Uncle Albert... 1285 01:04:18,886 --> 01:04:19,726 could this be right? 1286 01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:26,196 What? 1287 01:04:26,675 --> 01:04:28,349 I know that look. What did I do? 1288 01:04:29,191 --> 01:04:30,988 I never saw it this way. 1289 01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:32,355 Oh. 1290 01:04:36,534 --> 01:04:38,018 I don't know what I was thinking. 1291 01:04:43,020 --> 01:04:43,972 Excuse me. 1292 01:04:51,613 --> 01:04:52,722 What did you say to her? 1293 01:05:01,992 --> 01:05:04,091 Why do you let them scare you off like that? 1294 01:05:04,872 --> 01:05:06,736 They are the greatest minds in the world. 1295 01:05:06,797 --> 01:05:08,526 So? Who says they have all the answers? 1296 01:05:09,521 --> 01:05:10,629 Wait. Who says what? 1297 01:05:11,248 --> 01:05:12,968 Who says you're not one of the greatest minds in the world? 1298 01:05:13,988 --> 01:05:16,571 Well, I'm not like you. You're a natural. 1299 01:05:16,632 --> 01:05:18,234 You're just like one of them. 1300 01:05:18,482 --> 01:05:19,923 -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 1301 01:05:20,018 --> 01:05:21,220 -No, I'm not. -Yes, you are. 1302 01:05:21,281 --> 01:05:22,080 Believe me, I'm not. 1303 01:05:22,141 --> 01:05:24,093 Oh! Well, okay... you're younger. 1304 01:05:24,413 --> 01:05:25,417 The point is, 1305 01:05:25,611 --> 01:05:28,024 you're not just some dumb garage mechanic. 1306 01:05:28,085 --> 01:05:29,484 You're a genius, and I'm just... 1307 01:05:29,545 --> 01:05:30,449 I don't know what I am. 1308 01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:31,243 What? What are you? 1309 01:05:31,822 --> 01:05:32,561 A housewife? 1310 01:05:34,609 --> 01:05:35,416 Almost. 1311 01:05:35,756 --> 01:05:37,212 I think you're more than that. 1312 01:05:38,963 --> 01:05:42,007 Lady, the only thing you're afraid of is yourself. 1313 01:05:44,818 --> 01:05:46,050 Wait. Can I just ask you something? 1314 01:05:46,111 --> 01:05:46,411 What? 1315 01:05:47,032 --> 01:05:47,870 What, um... 1316 01:05:48,506 --> 01:05:49,325 Why do you do that? 1317 01:05:49,803 --> 01:05:50,325 What? 1318 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,346 Brando. 1319 01:05:54,077 --> 01:05:55,357 I'm just trying to make you smile. 1320 01:05:55,418 --> 01:05:55,871 Oh. 1321 01:05:56,619 --> 01:05:57,187 Well... 1322 01:05:58,151 --> 01:05:58,732 Thanks. 1323 01:05:59,671 --> 01:06:00,128 Bye. 1324 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:04,785 It's for the best. 1325 01:06:05,331 --> 01:06:08,732 We squeeze the brain a little to make room for the heart. 1326 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,579 But maybe accidents are part of the grand design? 1327 01:06:14,813 --> 01:06:16,056 If you cause the accident 1328 01:06:16,117 --> 01:06:18,455 then it is not an accident. 1329 01:06:19,155 --> 01:06:20,304 Ah, ja, ja. 1330 01:06:20,365 --> 01:06:22,317 You know, the trouble with accidents is 1331 01:06:22,378 --> 01:06:24,028 you can't predict the outcome. 1332 01:06:24,471 --> 01:06:26,583 Ah! So-So maybe Catherine 1333 01:06:26,644 --> 01:06:28,709 will fall in love with one of us. 1334 01:06:30,818 --> 01:06:32,804 You are such a dreamer, lieblich. 1335 01:06:45,895 --> 01:06:48,650 Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Were you sleeping? 1336 01:06:49,131 --> 01:06:50,448 Oh, Catherine, no. 1337 01:06:51,001 --> 01:06:52,723 I was just in repose. 1338 01:06:52,784 --> 01:06:53,297 Oh. 1339 01:06:53,619 --> 01:06:54,566 Where were you? 1340 01:06:55,119 --> 01:06:56,055 Thinking. 1341 01:06:56,703 --> 01:06:58,213 I was worried about you. 1342 01:06:58,287 --> 01:06:59,471 That I was thinking? 1343 01:07:00,054 --> 01:07:00,810 Me, too. 1344 01:07:01,890 --> 01:07:05,768 No, I was worried that you were angry with me 1345 01:07:06,281 --> 01:07:09,193 since it's the one thing I would not be able to bear. 1346 01:07:09,869 --> 01:07:12,140 Please forgive a foolish old man. 1347 01:07:12,223 --> 01:07:13,331 Oh, no, no, no. 1348 01:07:13,759 --> 01:07:14,957 You weren't being... 1349 01:07:15,339 --> 01:07:16,297 Well, maybe a little. 1350 01:07:17,026 --> 01:07:18,186 It was me. 1351 01:07:18,919 --> 01:07:20,369 He'll tell me what to think. 1352 01:07:20,430 --> 01:07:21,012 Who? 1353 01:07:21,766 --> 01:07:24,020 My notebook! I thought I lost this. 1354 01:07:24,110 --> 01:07:25,176 Catherine, who? 1355 01:07:26,582 --> 01:07:29,941 My dad... the comet... Friday, 10:35. 1356 01:07:31,257 --> 01:07:32,264 Liebchen... 1357 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:35,993 I know we make fun of your James. 1358 01:07:36,409 --> 01:07:40,362 We call him 'the rat man' and 'the rodent king.' 1359 01:07:40,716 --> 01:07:41,943 And 'the lesser professor' 1360 01:07:42,248 --> 01:07:44,458 and 'the excremental psychologist.' 1361 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,962 Ja... and 'sir monkey lips.' 1362 01:07:47,023 --> 01:07:47,896 'Chimp pimp.' 1363 01:07:48,405 --> 01:07:49,751 This all stops now. 1364 01:07:49,812 --> 01:07:50,224 Hmm. 1365 01:07:51,562 --> 01:07:52,795 What I wish for you: 1366 01:07:52,856 --> 01:07:54,766 You go out and have a good life. 1367 01:07:56,547 --> 01:07:57,347 You mean that? 1368 01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,843 I just spoke with him. 1369 01:08:01,514 --> 01:08:01,979 Who? 1370 01:08:03,008 --> 01:08:04,853 With the rat... with James. 1371 01:08:06,027 --> 01:08:08,964 Tomorrow, we all go together, 1372 01:08:09,364 --> 01:08:11,152 and we have an excursion. 1373 01:08:14,421 --> 01:08:16,196 Hello? Someone lost in... 1374 01:08:16,956 --> 01:08:17,897 -Hello. -Hello. 1375 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:19,016 We heard screaming. 1376 01:08:19,306 --> 01:08:20,451 -Screaming? -Ja, ja. 1377 01:08:20,644 --> 01:08:22,402 We are looking for professor Einstein. 1378 01:08:22,464 --> 01:08:23,385 He said you would be together. 1379 01:08:23,838 --> 01:08:25,098 Uh, yes, but not here. 1380 01:08:25,159 --> 01:08:26,441 I'm going sailing with him. 1381 01:08:26,502 --> 01:08:28,493 Oh, sailing... of course! 1382 01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:30,652 We were... we were mistaken. 1383 01:08:30,823 --> 01:08:32,098 We never go sailing. 1384 01:08:32,159 --> 01:08:32,570 Really? 1385 01:08:32,937 --> 01:08:36,651 He says the fish don't want to eat what we have just eaten. 1386 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,613 I'd better check on this. 1387 01:08:40,674 --> 01:08:41,699 No, no! He's fine. 1388 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,955 Don't touch anything. 1389 01:08:51,214 --> 01:08:51,899 Quiet! 1390 01:08:54,867 --> 01:08:57,701 This is what we miss in physics: Screaming. 1391 01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:01,563 If anybody screams, it's usually me. 1392 01:09:01,624 --> 01:09:04,215 Uh, please, don't, don't touch anything. 1393 01:09:13,404 --> 01:09:16,153 You let the rats run around like that, eh? 1394 01:09:16,741 --> 01:09:18,727 Very democratic of you. 1395 01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:23,616 18 months of experimental research gone! 1396 01:09:24,633 --> 01:09:25,753 Oh, the monkeys! 1397 01:09:25,814 --> 01:09:28,625 It's very plain to see you're very busy. 1398 01:09:28,733 --> 01:09:30,300 We come back another time. 1399 01:09:33,745 --> 01:09:36,017 Psychologists... So crazy! 1400 01:09:36,556 --> 01:09:36,930 Go! 1401 01:09:37,475 --> 01:09:38,594 Well, I don't understand it. 1402 01:09:38,655 --> 01:09:40,519 He's always ten minutes early for everything. 1403 01:09:41,642 --> 01:09:43,621 Any longer, we lose the wind. 1404 01:09:43,864 --> 01:09:45,127 Okay, that's it. We're set. 1405 01:09:45,284 --> 01:09:47,226 I'm very disappointed. 1406 01:09:48,157 --> 01:09:52,126 I was looking forward to getting to know him better. 1407 01:10:00,514 --> 01:10:01,307 Um... 1408 01:10:03,454 --> 01:10:04,853 well, maybe next time. 1409 01:10:19,895 --> 01:10:20,435 It's pretty. 1410 01:10:20,496 --> 01:10:21,160 Mmm. 1411 01:10:21,996 --> 01:10:23,169 -Oh! -Whoa. 1412 01:10:24,254 --> 01:10:25,791 -Sorry. -It's all right. You okay? 1413 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:28,898 Uncle Albert... cut it out! 1414 01:10:30,132 --> 01:10:31,765 Listen, Catherine, there's something I have to tell you. 1415 01:10:31,826 --> 01:10:32,934 No, listen, uh... 1416 01:10:33,454 --> 01:10:35,416 I know that Uncle Albert and everybody 1417 01:10:35,477 --> 01:10:37,755 wants us to... you know. 1418 01:10:38,414 --> 01:10:39,322 But there's something else... 1419 01:10:39,383 --> 01:10:41,580 No. You have to let me finish. It's just that... 1420 01:10:42,192 --> 01:10:45,123 Well, love between two people, uh... 1421 01:10:45,389 --> 01:10:46,052 Oh! 1422 01:10:50,399 --> 01:10:51,052 Sorry. 1423 01:10:51,362 --> 01:10:52,780 Uncle Albert! 1424 01:10:52,851 --> 01:10:54,643 I'm steering the boat. 1425 01:10:56,941 --> 01:10:57,722 Uh... 1426 01:10:58,316 --> 01:10:59,076 Uh... 1427 01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:00,004 Love... 1428 01:11:00,338 --> 01:11:01,061 No. 1429 01:11:01,972 --> 01:11:06,210 People who share common goals and interests... 1430 01:11:06,271 --> 01:11:08,026 Did you ever hear of the colour algae? 1431 01:11:08,376 --> 01:11:09,170 -No. -Oh. 1432 01:11:09,653 --> 01:11:12,688 Anyway, the point is, Ed, that, um... 1433 01:11:12,864 --> 01:11:15,098 you can't choose who you're gonna love. 1434 01:11:15,258 --> 01:11:16,018 Well, I know that. 1435 01:11:16,079 --> 01:11:17,684 You know? It just happens. 1436 01:11:17,893 --> 01:11:20,285 And I think you're a decent person 1437 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:21,945 and I respect you... 1438 01:11:22,006 --> 01:11:22,830 I respect you, too. 1439 01:11:22,891 --> 01:11:24,983 Thank you. And I know how you feel about me. 1440 01:11:25,308 --> 01:11:26,571 It's just that you can't... 1441 01:11:27,709 --> 01:11:30,044 you can't expect somebody who you've just met... 1442 01:11:30,105 --> 01:11:32,987 somebody who hardly knows you... to suddenly say... 1443 01:11:36,987 --> 01:11:37,920 I love you. 1444 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:39,945 I understand. That's okay. 1445 01:11:41,368 --> 01:11:42,804 No, I love you. 1446 01:11:43,348 --> 01:11:44,148 I do! 1447 01:11:45,032 --> 01:11:47,038 I do! I said it! 1448 01:11:47,578 --> 01:11:48,506 You love me? 1449 01:11:48,852 --> 01:11:50,777 Yes! I love you. 1450 01:11:52,368 --> 01:11:52,975 Whoa! 1451 01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:55,964 -Uncle Albert... -Would you stop? 1452 01:11:56,031 --> 01:11:57,765 would you please cut that out? 1453 01:11:58,622 --> 01:12:00,424 I can do it myself now. 1454 01:12:12,315 --> 01:12:13,802 Wahoo. 1455 01:12:16,483 --> 01:12:17,464 Did you feel that? 1456 01:12:17,659 --> 01:12:18,582 Ja! 1457 01:12:19,030 --> 01:12:22,099 Somewhere, an atom collided with an atom 1458 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:24,142 that collided with an atom, and so on 1459 01:12:24,575 --> 01:12:26,489 until it collided with us! 1460 01:12:27,692 --> 01:12:28,721 To atoms... 1461 01:12:28,896 --> 01:12:30,821 those sexy little kinkies. 1462 01:12:33,168 --> 01:12:34,531 Suppose you think you're in love with this... 1463 01:12:34,592 --> 01:12:36,064 this mechanic, do you? 1464 01:12:36,492 --> 01:12:37,951 Yes! Ed! 1465 01:12:38,338 --> 01:12:39,669 I'm in love with him! 1466 01:12:40,350 --> 01:12:41,672 Let me explain... 1467 01:12:41,733 --> 01:12:42,171 Oh... 1468 01:12:43,527 --> 01:12:44,801 it's an infatuation. 1469 01:12:45,959 --> 01:12:46,909 It's not love. 1470 01:12:47,454 --> 01:12:49,956 He's pleasant-looking, he's, he's popular... 1471 01:12:50,017 --> 01:12:50,886 Uncle Albert likes him, 1472 01:12:50,947 --> 01:12:53,628 so, naturally, you feel attracted, but it... 1473 01:12:56,002 --> 01:12:57,411 it won't last. 1474 01:12:58,218 --> 01:13:00,441 What we have will last: 1475 01:13:01,317 --> 01:13:02,889 Common aims and interests... 1476 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:06,515 verbal communications... financial security... 1477 01:13:07,616 --> 01:13:09,639 intellectual compatibility. 1478 01:13:10,783 --> 01:13:11,679 What about love? 1479 01:13:14,917 --> 01:13:16,947 Sounds like a hundred-dollar brake job, Frank. 1480 01:13:18,012 --> 01:13:19,760 Busted tappets. Ed? 1481 01:13:21,388 --> 01:13:21,926 Huh? 1482 01:13:22,450 --> 01:13:23,123 What do you think? 1483 01:13:26,185 --> 01:13:27,130 She loves me. 1484 01:13:30,143 --> 01:13:31,619 I thought that was the idea. 1485 01:13:32,137 --> 01:13:33,419 You haven't told her, have you? 1486 01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:34,367 I've been trying. 1487 01:13:34,428 --> 01:13:36,367 Ah, tell 'em nothing, that's what I say. 1488 01:13:36,428 --> 01:13:37,522 It's not that hard. 1489 01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:39,707 You just call her up and say, 1490 01:13:40,118 --> 01:13:42,562 'Hello. I'm a lying grease monkey.' 1491 01:13:43,396 --> 01:13:44,641 Leave me alone, will you? 1492 01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:46,651 It's going to be all right. 1493 01:13:48,078 --> 01:13:48,926 She loves me. 1494 01:14:05,808 --> 01:14:06,752 Will it work? 1495 01:14:08,132 --> 01:14:09,256 Will it work? 1496 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:11,585 You never know. 1497 01:14:13,303 --> 01:14:16,629 Hmm... I've seen this before. 1498 01:14:16,885 --> 01:14:18,303 Well, yes, it's been in all the papers: 1499 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,535 Ed Walters' cold fusion. 1500 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,015 No, no, I mean years ago... 1501 01:14:23,076 --> 01:14:24,027 somewhere. 1502 01:14:27,776 --> 01:14:29,064 First I want to say, 1503 01:14:29,455 --> 01:14:30,936 'I lie you... I-I love you. 1504 01:14:32,591 --> 01:14:33,803 I'm a I... a liar.' 1505 01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:45,333 There's been some things 1506 01:14:46,119 --> 01:14:48,451 that I haven't been completely honest about, 1507 01:14:48,512 --> 01:14:50,957 and, um, I would like the... 1508 01:14:52,087 --> 01:14:53,105 Just a minute, Catherine. 1509 01:14:57,450 --> 01:14:58,367 Edward Walters? 1510 01:14:59,091 --> 01:14:59,595 Yes? 1511 01:15:00,362 --> 01:15:00,702 Hey! 1512 01:15:00,763 --> 01:15:02,488 Quiet. Speak when you're spoken to. 1513 01:15:02,549 --> 01:15:04,574 Act natural. Keep the answers short. 1514 01:15:04,635 --> 01:15:07,555 Edward... Edward, I want you to meet 1515 01:15:08,068 --> 01:15:09,638 the President of the United States. 1516 01:15:09,951 --> 01:15:10,611 Ike? 1517 01:15:10,746 --> 01:15:11,885 You're... you're... 1518 01:15:12,365 --> 01:15:13,033 you're the... 1519 01:15:13,597 --> 01:15:14,963 You're President Eisenhower. 1520 01:15:15,024 --> 01:15:17,018 Well, at least until the next election. 1521 01:15:18,193 --> 01:15:21,885 Um, some special... occasion? 1522 01:15:22,975 --> 01:15:23,996 Oh, um... 1523 01:15:24,742 --> 01:15:25,788 I'm expecting someone... 1524 01:15:27,196 --> 01:15:29,722 um... a friend... 1525 01:15:30,359 --> 01:15:30,874 Catherine. 1526 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:31,706 Catherine Boyd? 1527 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:32,235 Yes. 1528 01:15:32,402 --> 01:15:33,730 -Albert Einstein's niece. -Ah. 1529 01:15:34,164 --> 01:15:35,402 I have to tell her something. 1530 01:15:35,463 --> 01:15:35,951 Ah. 1531 01:15:37,975 --> 01:15:39,883 Well, son, about this engine... 1532 01:15:39,944 --> 01:15:42,354 Uh, when can we see a working prototype? 1533 01:15:42,817 --> 01:15:43,927 A-A prototype? 1534 01:15:43,988 --> 01:15:44,934 The Russians have announced 1535 01:15:44,995 --> 01:15:47,071 that they'll have a working model within the year. 1536 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,790 The President would like to make an announcement 1537 01:15:48,851 --> 01:15:51,410 that we are building a prototype here in New Jersey. 1538 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:53,641 We have a press conference tonight. 1539 01:15:54,034 --> 01:15:55,422 7:00 at the symposium. 1540 01:15:55,603 --> 01:15:56,627 I'd like to be able to tell them 1541 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,567 we'll have something ready by say, um... 1542 01:15:58,938 --> 01:15:59,509 7:00? 1543 01:16:07,645 --> 01:16:09,786 Then Eisenhower tells everyone the good news! 1544 01:16:09,985 --> 01:16:10,857 There's good news? 1545 01:16:11,403 --> 01:16:12,594 About the prototype! 1546 01:16:13,170 --> 01:16:14,540 Does Edward know this? 1547 01:16:14,601 --> 01:16:16,584 Sure! It was practically his idea! 1548 01:16:16,682 --> 01:16:18,540 Come on, let's go! They're waiting for us out front! 1549 01:16:24,444 --> 01:16:26,127 Oh, my god. 1550 01:16:29,159 --> 01:16:29,866 Excuse me. 1551 01:16:30,862 --> 01:16:31,945 Catherine Boyd? 1552 01:16:33,897 --> 01:16:35,143 I met your friend Edward. 1553 01:16:35,527 --> 01:16:37,033 You must be very proud. 1554 01:16:37,604 --> 01:16:39,650 I have very strong feelings about him. 1555 01:16:44,582 --> 01:16:45,981 We should leave the country! 1556 01:16:46,072 --> 01:16:46,943 Don't panic! 1557 01:16:47,388 --> 01:16:48,621 When should we panic... 1558 01:16:48,682 --> 01:16:50,244 when they shoot us for treason? 1559 01:16:50,305 --> 01:16:51,787 They don't shoot you for treason. 1560 01:16:52,091 --> 01:16:53,810 I think it's electrocution. 1561 01:16:59,764 --> 01:17:01,730 Ed. It's Ed! 1562 01:17:02,597 --> 01:17:03,880 Where's Catherine? 1563 01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:06,167 With Eisenhower! 1564 01:17:13,534 --> 01:17:14,157 Back! 1565 01:17:14,705 --> 01:17:15,680 Stay back, sir! 1566 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:39,343 Catherine! Stop! 1567 01:17:41,639 --> 01:17:43,114 -Isn't that, uh...? -Walters! 1568 01:17:43,557 --> 01:17:44,212 Ed! 1569 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:45,582 Catherine! 1570 01:17:47,351 --> 01:17:48,667 Catherine! Stop! 1571 01:17:48,728 --> 01:17:50,083 Congratulations, young lady. 1572 01:17:51,078 --> 01:17:53,591 I felt the same way when I proposed to Mamie. 1573 01:17:53,855 --> 01:17:54,800 Mr. President, I think you'd better get... 1574 01:17:54,861 --> 01:17:57,040 It's okay. Okay. Stop the car. 1575 01:18:06,419 --> 01:18:07,378 Isn't that Ed Walters? 1576 01:18:07,439 --> 01:18:08,357 Yeah, that's him. 1577 01:18:08,883 --> 01:18:09,754 Some kind of problem? 1578 01:18:10,798 --> 01:18:11,790 Why'd we stop? 1579 01:18:18,924 --> 01:18:19,493 Catherine... 1580 01:18:19,554 --> 01:18:20,712 Don't talk to me, 1581 01:18:20,882 --> 01:18:22,760 you liar, you fake, you phony... 1582 01:18:22,821 --> 01:18:23,445 You found out. 1583 01:18:24,353 --> 01:18:26,308 How could you think I was that stupid? 1584 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:28,393 I don't think you're stupid. How'd you find out? 1585 01:18:28,682 --> 01:18:31,188 I figured it out, okay? I just figured it out. 1586 01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,151 I put two and two together... V over R equals H... 1587 01:18:33,212 --> 01:18:35,238 The formula? That's fantastic! That's great! 1588 01:18:35,323 --> 01:18:36,559 Stop it! You fake... 1589 01:18:37,383 --> 01:18:38,399 Just kiss me. 1590 01:18:38,494 --> 01:18:39,119 What? 1591 01:18:40,647 --> 01:18:42,002 Be right there, Ike! 1592 01:18:42,438 --> 01:18:43,779 Take your time! 1593 01:18:44,939 --> 01:18:46,981 The president thinks that you are proposing to me, 1594 01:18:47,042 --> 01:18:47,969 so just kiss me. 1595 01:18:48,030 --> 01:18:49,234 We're in a lot of trouble here. 1596 01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:56,567 Looks like a yes to me. 1597 01:18:56,628 --> 01:18:57,628 Yes, it does. 1598 01:18:58,310 --> 01:18:59,251 Ow! 1599 01:18:59,643 --> 01:19:01,504 You... you mechanic. 1600 01:19:01,565 --> 01:19:04,347 See? That's all I am to you... just a mechanic, right? 1601 01:19:04,408 --> 01:19:05,001 Yeah! 1602 01:19:05,269 --> 01:19:06,461 Is your name really Ed? 1603 01:19:06,521 --> 01:19:07,317 Yes, it's Ed. 1604 01:19:07,462 --> 01:19:08,611 Do you really work at a garage? 1605 01:19:08,672 --> 01:19:10,053 Yes, a garage where you fell in love with me 1606 01:19:10,114 --> 01:19:11,642 when you first saw me, remember? 1607 01:19:11,962 --> 01:19:13,194 That's real. That's true. 1608 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:14,228 That hurts! 1609 01:19:14,474 --> 01:19:15,516 One second, Ike! 1610 01:19:17,867 --> 01:19:18,645 Ow! Ow! 1611 01:19:19,802 --> 01:19:21,284 Oh, for God's sake... 1612 01:19:21,630 --> 01:19:22,184 Ow! 1613 01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:25,585 Ow! Ow! 1614 01:19:25,919 --> 01:19:26,535 You know what? 1615 01:19:26,621 --> 01:19:27,211 What? 1616 01:19:28,614 --> 01:19:29,555 You had to know. 1617 01:19:29,684 --> 01:19:31,527 Something in you had to know. You're not dumb. 1618 01:19:31,587 --> 01:19:32,352 Yes, I am! 1619 01:19:32,413 --> 01:19:34,489 I think you wanted to go along with it. 1620 01:19:34,674 --> 01:19:35,918 As a matter of fact, I think you needed to. 1621 01:19:36,345 --> 01:19:37,700 In a way, you should be thanking me. 1622 01:19:37,877 --> 01:19:38,967 Thanking you? 1623 01:19:39,378 --> 01:19:40,078 Ow! 1624 01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:40,746 Geez... 1625 01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:43,028 Be right there, Ike! 1626 01:19:44,570 --> 01:19:45,648 You bit me! 1627 01:19:46,591 --> 01:19:47,157 Aah! 1628 01:19:47,437 --> 01:19:48,100 Sorry, Ed. 1629 01:19:49,116 --> 01:19:50,050 Sorry about that. 1630 01:19:50,688 --> 01:19:51,871 Listen, Ed. 1631 01:19:52,254 --> 01:19:53,105 You're right. 1632 01:19:53,629 --> 01:19:55,234 I've learned quite a bit from you, you know? 1633 01:19:55,555 --> 01:19:57,718 I have a... I have a great brain 1634 01:19:57,779 --> 01:19:59,234 -and I should trust that. -Yeah. 1635 01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:01,438 And it's not about what you do. 1636 01:20:01,584 --> 01:20:02,745 It's about who you are. 1637 01:20:02,951 --> 01:20:04,946 So, I've learned that from you. So, thank you. 1638 01:20:14,130 --> 01:20:14,984 Fake. 1639 01:20:15,045 --> 01:20:17,388 Albert... what's going on? 1640 01:20:20,427 --> 01:20:22,125 Catherine has just found out 1641 01:20:22,387 --> 01:20:25,361 that Edward is not really a scientist. 1642 01:20:25,885 --> 01:20:29,112 He is simply an automobile mechanic. 1643 01:20:29,946 --> 01:20:31,671 What the hell does an automobile mechanic 1644 01:20:31,731 --> 01:20:32,892 know about cold fusion? 1645 01:20:33,222 --> 01:20:35,247 Nothing. It's all a big lie. 1646 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:36,875 April Fool's? 1647 01:20:39,387 --> 01:20:40,453 We meant no harm. 1648 01:20:41,012 --> 01:20:42,389 Just foolish old men... 1649 01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:44,801 So I was right about the cold fusion, wasn't I? 1650 01:20:44,919 --> 01:20:46,404 Catherine, do you realize 1651 01:20:46,465 --> 01:20:48,199 that you have proven conclusively 1652 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,272 that my approach is impossible? 1653 01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,216 Conclusively. 1654 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:53,133 I knew that, but you said that... 1655 01:20:53,194 --> 01:20:54,386 Ja. I meant that 1656 01:20:54,518 --> 01:20:57,543 I could not prove it or disprove it. 1657 01:20:57,918 --> 01:20:59,983 Therefore, I could not publish it. 1658 01:21:01,067 --> 01:21:02,658 I did something that you couldn't do? 1659 01:21:02,719 --> 01:21:05,161 Ja. It's, uh, mathematics. 1660 01:21:05,589 --> 01:21:08,180 I was always terrible at mathematics. 1661 01:21:08,517 --> 01:21:09,433 Professor... 1662 01:21:13,825 --> 01:21:16,334 Ed Walters' atomic fuel theory. 1663 01:21:17,265 --> 01:21:20,321 An unpublished paper of Albert Einstein's 1664 01:21:20,382 --> 01:21:21,940 written 30 years ago. 1665 01:21:22,678 --> 01:21:25,037 Gentlemen, they are identical. 1666 01:21:25,749 --> 01:21:28,132 In every respect, identical. 1667 01:21:29,210 --> 01:21:31,591 Are you accusing Ed Walters of plagiarism? 1668 01:21:32,370 --> 01:21:32,977 Hardly. 1669 01:21:33,552 --> 01:21:36,876 I'm accusing Ed Walters and Professor Einstein 1670 01:21:36,937 --> 01:21:40,529 and his colleagues... of, um... 1671 01:21:43,657 --> 01:21:44,895 of outright fraud. 1672 01:21:45,996 --> 01:21:48,086 Cold fusion is nothing more than a hoax. 1673 01:21:54,505 --> 01:21:56,605 If you will please bear with us. 1674 01:21:56,769 --> 01:21:59,149 Professor Einstein has a statement to make. 1675 01:21:59,944 --> 01:22:00,900 Thank you, Mr. President. 1676 01:22:02,194 --> 01:22:03,746 Ladies and gentlemen, 1677 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:07,844 Dr. James Morland is correct. 1678 01:22:09,337 --> 01:22:11,111 Cold fusion is a hoax. 1679 01:22:12,519 --> 01:22:15,373 A hoax so brilliant, so daring, so secret 1680 01:22:15,434 --> 01:22:18,722 that not more than five people on the planet Earth 1681 01:22:18,783 --> 01:22:19,635 know about it. 1682 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:24,148 We called it 'Operation Red Cabbage.' 1683 01:22:24,809 --> 01:22:26,465 But now, we can reveal 1684 01:22:26,945 --> 01:22:30,044 through the efforts of my colleague, Miss Boyd 1685 01:22:30,301 --> 01:22:34,767 and Mr. Walters... two of the finest minds 1686 01:22:34,828 --> 01:22:37,584 it has ever been my privilege to know... 1687 01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:43,576 we have proven the Russian claim to have leapt ahead 1688 01:22:43,979 --> 01:22:47,218 in the space race with cold fusion 1689 01:22:47,609 --> 01:22:49,861 is nothing but hot air. 1690 01:22:55,555 --> 01:22:59,114 Personally, I think any race of this nature... 1691 01:23:00,037 --> 01:23:02,056 arms or space... 1692 01:23:02,571 --> 01:23:04,893 is complete foolishness. 1693 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:06,735 Thank you very much. 1694 01:23:12,562 --> 01:23:14,004 A master stroke, gentlemen. 1695 01:23:14,065 --> 01:23:15,400 A triumph for the institute. 1696 01:23:18,207 --> 01:23:19,877 Catherine, darling, you must understand. 1697 01:23:19,938 --> 01:23:21,545 I said what I said in good faith. 1698 01:23:22,443 --> 01:23:22,974 Albert! 1699 01:23:23,035 --> 01:23:25,729 Sorry. Uncle Albert, that's not going to work this time. 1700 01:23:26,985 --> 01:23:31,023 Unfortunately, Catherine, this is the real thing. 1701 01:23:33,037 --> 01:23:34,750 Please, I go to the hospital. 1702 01:23:43,507 --> 01:23:47,347 Boys, please, it's just a little flutter. 1703 01:23:48,079 --> 01:23:50,123 Please, go out, see the comet. 1704 01:23:51,099 --> 01:23:52,836 Go get some girls. 1705 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:54,848 Should we get one for you? 1706 01:23:54,909 --> 01:23:56,234 Ja, a redhead. 1707 01:23:57,270 --> 01:23:58,048 Stay, Edward. 1708 01:23:58,227 --> 01:24:00,440 Good-bye, boys. Thanks for coming. 1709 01:24:00,982 --> 01:24:03,544 I will see you all shortly. 1710 01:24:04,433 --> 01:24:05,500 Up there. 1711 01:24:08,265 --> 01:24:11,157 It will be okay in no time. 1712 01:24:12,285 --> 01:24:14,796 I thought you said that time doesn't exist. 1713 01:24:14,955 --> 01:24:16,023 He said nothing. 1714 01:24:17,369 --> 01:24:19,340 You know, I always imagined heaven 1715 01:24:19,401 --> 01:24:21,661 to be one enormous library. 1716 01:24:22,847 --> 01:24:25,580 Only you can't take out the books. 1717 01:24:28,576 --> 01:24:31,280 Oh, I need something from my trousers. 1718 01:24:31,361 --> 01:24:32,356 Oh, I'll get it. 1719 01:24:33,964 --> 01:24:35,830 It's in the left-hand pocket. 1720 01:24:36,025 --> 01:24:37,196 The left hand. 1721 01:24:38,504 --> 01:24:39,961 No, the other left hand. 1722 01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,161 What am I looking for? 1723 01:24:42,231 --> 01:24:44,576 Ja, that's it. You found it. Thank you. 1724 01:24:44,735 --> 01:24:46,019 Bring it here, please. 1725 01:24:48,707 --> 01:24:51,767 Ja, my compass. 1726 01:24:53,724 --> 01:24:55,250 My memory is... 1727 01:24:57,121 --> 01:24:58,189 of my father 1728 01:25:00,261 --> 01:25:02,160 when I was five years old. 1729 01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:08,562 I think I was sick in bed then, too. 1730 01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,083 He gave me this compass. 1731 01:25:12,906 --> 01:25:16,495 When I first held it in my hand, 1732 01:25:17,248 --> 01:25:18,467 I was wonder-struck 1733 01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:25,359 by what force, invisible and unfelt 1734 01:25:26,738 --> 01:25:28,585 could be holding the needle. 1735 01:25:32,749 --> 01:25:34,503 Here, Edward, you take this 1736 01:25:35,738 --> 01:25:38,069 so that you never lose your way. 1737 01:25:38,470 --> 01:25:40,486 And you keep your sense of wonder. 1738 01:25:43,156 --> 01:25:45,254 You both have good hearts. 1739 01:25:50,592 --> 01:25:54,508 Don't let your brain interfere with your heart. 1740 01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:11,894 I'd really love to talk, Ed. 1741 01:26:11,955 --> 01:26:13,015 Listen, Catherine, 1742 01:26:13,363 --> 01:26:15,760 I never meant for this to get as crazy as it did. 1743 01:26:16,115 --> 01:26:19,628 If I've hurt you in any way I'm very sorry. 1744 01:26:26,730 --> 01:26:28,680 For one brief moment there I was actually 1745 01:26:28,741 --> 01:26:30,703 taken seriously by some pretty... 1746 01:26:32,466 --> 01:26:33,754 extraordinary people. 1747 01:26:35,741 --> 01:26:38,215 And that's never happened to me before. 1748 01:26:39,573 --> 01:26:40,381 It felt great. 1749 01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:43,874 I just hope at some point 1750 01:26:44,657 --> 01:26:48,070 that you can truly believe how extraordinary you are. 1751 01:27:01,939 --> 01:27:02,682 I'll miss you. 1752 01:27:09,697 --> 01:27:10,858 So what are you saying? 1753 01:27:11,696 --> 01:27:12,804 If we hadn't interfered 1754 01:27:12,865 --> 01:27:14,199 they would have ended up together? 1755 01:27:14,679 --> 01:27:17,079 Everything affects everything. 1756 01:27:17,140 --> 01:27:19,463 I believe everything will turn out fine. 1757 01:27:19,524 --> 01:27:20,065 Why? 1758 01:27:20,126 --> 01:27:22,735 Because I would rather be an optimist and a fool 1759 01:27:22,796 --> 01:27:24,339 than a pessimist and right. 1760 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:27,507 We're all fools. We should have taken the elevator. 1761 01:27:28,372 --> 01:27:29,647 Boys, please. 1762 01:27:30,738 --> 01:27:33,500 You're going to wake up the nurses. 1763 01:27:39,322 --> 01:27:40,655 23 degrees up. 1764 01:27:40,716 --> 01:27:41,949 No, no, no. 24 degrees. 1765 01:27:42,010 --> 01:27:44,246 It would be 22 degrees down... 1766 01:27:46,943 --> 01:27:48,501 Please, just do it. 1767 01:27:48,562 --> 01:27:49,232 Why? Why? 1768 01:27:49,293 --> 01:27:51,570 A dying man's wish. 1769 01:27:52,843 --> 01:27:54,028 In time. 1770 01:27:54,089 --> 01:27:56,350 But since time doesn't exist... 1771 01:27:57,761 --> 01:27:58,674 What do you see? 1772 01:28:00,601 --> 01:28:03,919 I see... I see the road to the observatory. 1773 01:28:03,993 --> 01:28:04,898 And, and? 1774 01:28:05,685 --> 01:28:07,085 And Catherine. 1775 01:28:07,346 --> 01:28:08,026 And? 1776 01:28:08,470 --> 01:28:11,405 She is going towards stargazers' field. 1777 01:28:11,546 --> 01:28:12,710 Wait a minute. 1778 01:28:13,109 --> 01:28:14,926 That's where Edward went. 1779 01:28:15,607 --> 01:28:18,789 Boy, if ever there was a time for an accident. 1780 01:28:19,282 --> 01:28:22,909 Sometimes, accidents need a little help. 1781 01:28:24,227 --> 01:28:26,854 God does not play dice with the universe 1782 01:28:26,914 --> 01:28:27,820 but I will. 1783 01:28:27,957 --> 01:28:29,340 What kind of a thing is that? 1784 01:28:30,033 --> 01:28:30,879 What is that? 1785 01:28:31,412 --> 01:28:33,646 This is a transmitter. 1786 01:28:34,227 --> 01:28:35,006 Watch. 1787 01:28:41,409 --> 01:28:42,493 Wunderbar! 1788 01:28:43,438 --> 01:28:44,125 Oh! 1789 01:28:44,681 --> 01:28:45,375 Great. 1790 01:28:46,687 --> 01:28:47,260 Push it down. 1791 01:28:47,392 --> 01:28:48,584 Push it down. 1792 01:28:49,902 --> 01:28:52,474 Ah! No! 1793 01:28:53,232 --> 01:28:54,505 I'm going to look at... 1794 01:28:54,887 --> 01:28:55,758 Please. 1795 01:29:00,510 --> 01:29:01,986 Enough! Enough already! 1796 01:29:02,047 --> 01:29:03,432 I want her back in one piece. 1797 01:29:03,493 --> 01:29:05,244 What's happening now, Albert? 1798 01:29:05,305 --> 01:29:06,329 The motor has died. 1799 01:29:06,390 --> 01:29:09,651 She's turning off the road into stargazers' field. 1800 01:29:11,543 --> 01:29:12,312 Let me see! 1801 01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,707 Uh... it just happened. Just boom! 1802 01:29:45,072 --> 01:29:45,838 Boom. 1803 01:29:48,473 --> 01:29:50,157 Do you believe in accidents? 1804 01:29:52,065 --> 01:29:52,660 No. 1805 01:30:16,368 --> 01:30:16,988 Oh. 1806 01:30:19,944 --> 01:30:21,186 This is so right. 1807 01:30:21,247 --> 01:30:22,978 This is the way I wanted to see it. 1808 01:30:29,991 --> 01:30:32,374 Have you ever heard of the Seven Sacred Pools? 1809 01:30:33,346 --> 01:30:34,211 In Hawaii? 1810 01:30:37,677 --> 01:30:38,983 Are you all right, Albert? 1811 01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:42,136 Ja, this is very good for my heart. 1812 01:30:42,971 --> 01:30:44,150 Oh, my god! 1813 01:30:44,425 --> 01:30:45,013 Look! 1814 01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:48,635 Look! 1815 01:30:50,715 --> 01:30:53,238 Hi, Daddy. I missed you. 1816 01:30:54,608 --> 01:30:57,034 This is Ed, the man I love. 1817 01:31:01,392 --> 01:31:03,060 Out of this world. 1818 01:31:08,869 --> 01:31:09,618 What's happening? 1819 01:31:32,809 --> 01:31:33,713 Wahoo. 1820 01:31:37,063 --> 01:31:38,440 Wahoo.